Hi! We are Caroline and my husband is Charles. I am 42 and he is >60 (he does look about 47); we have been married 20 years. We're both university educated professionals who live in central London. We have been exploring threesomes for a while but we wouldn't be surprised if you found us far less adventurous than you are, although we are both interested in the MM aspect. We are looking for a regular, long term relationship with a single guy (or someone who has a note from his wife:)). But we have a terrible kink ... there's got to be real mutual attraction and genuine affection involved! We've had it with trolls, "shoot and go " dicks or porn-fuelled fantasisers.

You really need to woo us here - think job interview for a firm you really, really want to work for. If that's not your thing, then good luck - there's other fish in the sea, bon appétit! xxx Caro

Naturally, some of the details are changed to protect the guilty, but it's not all that far off.