11:30 one Friday night. I'm home alone watching Edinburgh Comedy Festival on the TV. Nothing special going on. I hear a knock knock knock on the door. I answered in my dressing gown. It was a young lady. Quite attractive. She said "Is Kirsty there". I explained that there was no one by that name at the address. She said "oh I'm sorry to bother you" I lit a cigarette and she asked if she could have one. I obliged. We chatt...