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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
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Quote by LordZenx
So not only do they protect you (not 100%, agreed, but to some extent) but in my case, they help me to be more than just a 2 (and sometimes less) minute man!
Wow I never have the energy to do it twice !!!
(I would like to thank Chubby Brown for the joke)
I have to do it twice because sometimes they don't notice the first time :!:
I've got to stop being so honest......... :wink:
Personally I always use condoms. Risking your health and possibly causing an unwanted pregnancy for the sake of a quick (how very honest of me!) thrill just isn't worth it.
The only time I didn't use them was when I was in a long term relationship. And as for the men who claim they take away some of the feeling, I've always found that to be a good thing - means I can last longer! It's still just as enjoyable. In fact (going to be honest again here) when I did have sex without one I found my little fella found it all too exciting and I never lasted long - so eventually we went back to using them!
So not only do they protect you (not 100%, agreed, but to some extent) but in my case, they help me to be more than just a 2 (and sometimes less ) minute man!
And I'm really beginning to wish I'd never posted this now!
Be sensible - play safe!
The only time I didn't use them was when I was in a long term relationship. And as for the men who claim they take away some of the feeling, I've always found that to be a good thing - means I can last longer! It's still just as enjoyable. In fact (going to be honest again here) when I did have sex without one I found my little fella found it all too exciting and I never lasted long - so eventually we went back to using them!
So not only do they protect you (not 100%, agreed, but to some extent) but in my case, they help me to be more than just a 2 (and sometimes less
) minute man! And I'm really beginning to wish I'd never posted this now!Be sensible - play safe!
Quote by bluexxx
Hang on, we hadn't got round to the EEC regulations as to which sort of apples would be required to carry out such as function of 'an apple up the arse'
Hehehehehehehehe, actually I made that bit up... I read it in a book called Brutal by Aiden Shaw. There was a scene in it where some guy was talking about shoving apples up his arse.... baking apples at that! :shock: EEC regs were not mentioned though
:shock: A baking apple up the arse? I don't :censored: think so! Now where was that door???
Quote by mal609
O.K. have joined the Yorkshire Munch topic, but just wondering... How many of you fellow N.E. participants are out there? I like to think that our great region leads the way in most things (many examples, too little time, etc!!)
Anyway, I guess if I was being honest, then this would be some (semi-pathetic call to arms for all like minded Yorkshire folk!
Ah fuck it!!!!
To re-iterate---- Just get in touch!!!!
Up the Yorkshire folks where men are men and women are proud of it
JJ
dont u mean where men are men and sheep are scared lol
Nope - that's Wales!! :lol:
Mal
And in some of my dreams....ooops, said too much :gagged:
Quote by pwdr
Well I am amazed....... I have had more response to a message that contains a load of drivel than to the sensible one I wrote the other day. So what does that tell you !!!!!!!
No idea, but please don't try and explain it - we'll never understand you :!:
I've just had a thought, it wasn't Klingon, was it? :huh:
Yes, but people do change their mind. You're going to have to learn to take the rough with the smooth (no pun intended!) if you want to survive on here - keep complaining and they'll eat you alive :!:
Although sometimes it might feel like you're
, you've just got to keep on posting and replying to threads/ads, and you'll soon be in the swing of things (again, no pun intended!) :!:
Although sometimes it might feel like you're
, you've just got to keep on posting and replying to threads/ads, and you'll soon be in the swing of things (again, no pun intended!) :!: Quote by leaire1
Hi
i am going to tell you a cpl of my dogging fantasys and i would like u to tell me if im weird?
1) I would like to meet another women and fuck her with a really big strap on or vibrator until she cums then pisses herself whilst our other halves watch and wank all over her face?
2) I would like 10 or more men to fuck me one after the other filling me with spunk and then rubbing there cocks all over my tits? (even though i would never ride bareback) but i would settle for this with condoms.
3) Also i would like another couple to lick my husbands cum from my pussy?
Am i weird or just highly sexed i would appreciate any views on this.
Thanks
Thanks
Certainly not weird - it's quite tame compared to some of the stuff on here :twisted:
And as long as you're careful, why not give it a go? You only live once. I don't think you'd have a shortage of takers (or should that be givers?) :!:
Quote by orpheous1
for a first post thats pretty impressive, its a shame you dont live in the 25th century, you could have become jean luc picard and just said
'make it so'
failing that, apply for a science grant and watch wierd science 50 times, invent and apply the same technology, hey presto!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thumbup: That's a good one! And they wonder why they get no replies
Happens to me sometimes - and ain't got a clue how to change it either!! 
Although sometimes I think it's the site you're saving the pics from. I've saved pics from one site and they've been saved as bitmap, gone directly to another and they've been saved as jpegs!! Go figure 
: :!:
Sometimes wish I'd taken an IT course :idea:
Although sometimes I think it's the site you're saving the pics from. I've saved pics from one site and they've been saved as bitmap, gone directly to another and they've been saved as jpegs!! Go figure : :!: Sometimes wish I'd taken an IT course :idea:
Quote by Rainbows
Just call yourself a perv!
now look! i'm sick and fucking tired of you lot sticking these labels on me! i'm not a bloody perv!
i prefer to define myself as a blatant bloody tart thank you very much! i have less of an issue with it!
n x x x :P
Suit yourself Mr InLeeds. I, on the other hand am a perv :twisted: :twisted:
And Loving it (TM MickyD's)
Me too
Quote by blixo
Hey,
21 male, 8" ... I'm looking for a straight single female for sex (involving any and everything) in leicester, has to be relatively good looking and of decent size... no obese women... no over 30s.
apply only if u have a photo i can see beforehand... if u are interested reply for my email address. I live in the city centre, a couple of mins walk from the clock tower, and can accommodate in my flat.
Is he placing an ad or an order :silly:
Quote by freckledbird
I'm a bit slow. WHat's the prob with the addy?
notw = news of the world ?
Lol! Close, but not quite! But then again, I could be an undercover reporter researching an article on the increasing appeal of swinging - then again, I could also be the Prime Minister :!:
Hope Cherie doesn't find out I've posted on here - or the NOTW for that matter Lol!
