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Waterpistol
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · London

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I once knew a girls with the surnames" furminger" and "allcock"
Many years ago I had a couple of friends with the surnames "Hurt" and "Payne" ... for a short while they considered a career in debt collection lol
Well, what with the beard and whatnot, my aftershave has become almost redundant ... I mean, have you ever tried putting that shit on your nutsack? (just don't) :shock:
Seriously though, on my shelf I do have a few colognes - Joop (tacky, but I like it), Hugo Boss "just different" and L'eau D'Issey ... the latter being my favourite.
Someone bought me a bottle of Floris once but I thought it smelt like mouldy twigs. :sad:
Why would you want to be rude just because someone's body isn't to your taste?
As the poster above suggested - why not use a cloud service like Dropbox and email them a link?
There was one time I met with a girl and the first thing she did was take a photo of my number plate and text it to her friend. I thought it was a great idea, and would imagine anyone suspicious would be much more likely to object. For all I know she could have sent it to herself, but how would anyone know?
Safety cuts both ways though, and men should also be careful ... For instance, there was a time in not too distant memory where a girl was so pissed that I decided it wouldn't be a good idea to have sex with her. However, she refused to take no for an answer, locked me in her house and drunkenly pretended to have mislaid her keys ... all while accusing me of being gay and trying to drag me upstairs "just for a cuddle"! I escaped in the end, but not before threatening to call the police or kick her windows in!
The next day I was met with a load of abusive texts accusing me of stealing her laptop ... until sometime later she found it and apologised.
:shock:
Quote by Cubes
Maybe my age showing, but I can't help wondering if he knows he's never going to get a decent job. rolleyes
You say that like it's a bad thing lol
Quote by scubamum
Personally I can't think of anything sexier than when a woman squirts on my face 'cos I know I'm getting it right and really turning her on!
What she said! :twisted:
Am I wrong in thinking you could end up on the register just for doing outdoor sex?
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I quite like the whole "short back and sides with a beard" look that the young men seem to be sporting these days, throw in a few tattoos and I am all eyes
What about when not-so-young men sport them and have a few tattoos? cool
You're not wrong ... I know forum use is generally slow at the moment, but I didn't expect this place to be so quiet.
The reaction to mine from friends has been very much polarised - like Marmite they either love it or hate it. Everyone has an opinion!
I like it on me, I think it suits me and I especially like the fact that women seem to be smiling at me more when I'm out and about.
However, online seems to be a bit different - the attention I used to enjoy seems to be somewhat waning which has made online meets a little bit rarer. That might be because I'm an old perv though and nothing to do with the beard lol
Altogether a strange few months feeling like I've been completely reinvented.
I've had short goatees on and off for years, but for the last 3/4 months I've been experimenting with a full beard.
So my question for the ladies... Do beards do it for you? Do you prefer a man to be clean shaven, does it even matter?
And my question for the men... Has growing a beard (or shaving) ever made a difference to your sex life?
... since I last posted on here
Thought I'd come back and find people to bug :twisted:
Either one of the following:
1. Outside the Brick Lane Bagel shop in East London.
2. In the hospital bed of someone I was visiting.
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I'm a timewaster 'cos I don't use Shrep? Oh I do apologise! I thought it was just a brag-list for indiscreet people to show off their notches. Meh.
Exactly the reason I don't use it ... it's nobody else's business who I've met or done anything with.
Quote by paddy
Slut is a woman who knows how to fully enjoy her self and satisfy the guy she is with lol
or guys wink
As a Bi male I'd have to agree with Waterpistol.
There are a lot of ' straight guys ' or so they profess that would jump at the chance of meeting Bi/Gay Males and sadly don't consider protection!What on Earth has that got to do with what I said? :lol:
Quote by genuinejohn
Slut is a woman who knows how to fully enjoy her self and satisfy the guy she is with lol
or guys wink
Quote by Too Hot
House/falt is untidy? - Can't be bothered attitude
Yup, that's me biggrin
I'm busy, I have a busy life - so my energy goes into the things I like doing ... mostly keeping fit and being creative. If things bore me then I can't be bothered, and housework is something I do in my own time, not 'cos I'm on a promise. lol
Quote by Too Hot
If you want to be a Swinger - just sort your life out so you can do it properly - how hard is that? God if I were single I'd have a top shag pad just to make the most of opportunities. This sounds so tytpical of British equal opportunities for everyone bollocks. If you are a single guy and want to be a successful swinger - make a flippin effort.
Actually I do get you here.
I'm not a swinger, I've never identified as such, but I still like sex so in that respect I guess I'm just a single bloke trying his luck ... and sadly what I've seen of the swinging scene in Britain are a lot of people who really wouldn't get laid under "normal" circumstances - males, females and couples who make no effort to take care of themselves.
Which is another good reason not to accommodate on a first meeting. I mean, each to their own, and it's not all about looks, but photos on the net can be seriously deceptive.
I noticed that once I turned 40 I got a lot less attention online than I did before ... however, I also realise that nothing's set in stone, and what doesn't necessarily look good "on paper" is totally different to everyday life - people are a lot more flexible and open to surprises in real situations.
I guess it's the thing with online stuff - people lose half their communication skills and reduce each other down to a series of sound-bites and checkboxes, and real life simply isn't like that.
Not that I'm bothered really ... people have all sorts of tastes from skin colour to height and more. As long as I don't miss out then each to their own.
I think the thing is, while I'm willing and able to accommodate, I would rather meet up somewhere neutral first.
However, I suppose I do have a degree of double standards 'cos I have gone straight 'round people's houses before without a care in the world - mostly a success, but also with my fair share of "how on earth do I get out of this?" moments.
I tend to be cautious about accommodating for a couple of reasons.
A few years ago I managed to land myself with a complete nutjob who wouldn't leave me alone ... ended up having the police involved and all sorts - kinda made me cautious about first time meets at my place, although it does happen if I feel ok about it.
Mostly though it's 'cos I'm an untidy bugger and feel embarrassed about the state of my flat ... gimme enough notice however and the place will be spotless. lol
Edit: Slightly off topic, but also on the subject of nutjobs and accommodating, I also once managed to find a girl who tried to keep me prisoner in her home and wouldn't let me out until I'd threatened to break her windows to escape!
I think I might be a nutter magnet! rolleyes
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I think I'm working on the basis that 'strings' for me mean emotional attachments. It is quite possible to find folk interested in sex without attachment
I think "strings" can be different for different people.
Some people want "no strings", but they also want something regular ... but that in itself is a string. To have something completely free from ties it also need to be free from expectations - including whether you see them regularly, or "as and when" or never again.
Yes of course that's possible, but in my experience you never know how things are gonna pan out until you actually start seeing someone ... you might set the intention for a one-nighter, but are so blown away that you want more and more. Or, you might set out with the intention of a relationship, only to find that they're simply not what you hoped for.
Every experience is different, but the problem with meeting online is that people often close the door to the surprise element.
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I am a male age 37
Looking for single female
"hit search"
23908 profiles
Profile 1: Hi im Cindy I only meet with my partner
Back button
Profile 2: Hi Im Jane I only meet with my fuck buddy
Back button
Profile 3: Hi Im Bobbetta not meeting alone anymore
Give up
Honestly, what a waste of my time in the example above. Perhaps the profiles need more options and the search needs more filters. So men or couples can search girls that meet alone. This should be simple, not a chore.

As a currently single man who's dipped in and out of this site for a few years, that hasn't been my experience at all.
I just accept that single guys are outnumbered, so I don't expect the same level of attention. However, attitude helps, and if you're too cynical then you will give up too easily ... make the best of yourself and stay positive. Nobody likes a miseryguts, lol.
I've certainly had my moments on here.
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So... what does slut mean, to you? Is it a good thing or a bad thing to be a slut? Do you identify as one?
I don't really see the word as controversial - I think it's a fun way to describe an open attitude towards sex ... I think "slag" is far more derogatory.
Personally I use it to define a woman with wanton and blatant sexual desire.
I like a girl with a history of "sluttish" behaviour - there's something about it that seriously turns me on.
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Also i have come to think that men are actually more "slutty" than women as they will sleep with anyone usually, and i presume are more likely to prefer no condoms.
That's a load of crap as far as I'm concerned ... condoms are a definite must and although I'm no angel, I certainly wouldn't shag just anyone.
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I've used Hostgator for a few years and am pretty happy with them! They're cheap and reliable, and more importantly their terms and conditions allow adult content ... something that a lot of UK hosts don't permit.
Was on the way to school when I was about 15/16 and sat down on the bus where some vandal had cut the seat open ... However, they'd also got a dead bee and poked the sting up through the material!!! surprised