Umm... we're a good looking couple seeking a girl or a couple with bi girl to have some fun with. Must be up for a laugh and have one eye and a gammy leg!!

Update: You must

Have some sort of photo that maybe hints at what your face looks like

Have all your own teeth (or at least 80%)

Must be open minded and a good laugh!

Must not

Look like Heather from Eastenders

Look like Pete Burns at 5 on a sunday morning