We are a happy, relaxed couple that are (at the moment) simply enjoying the voyeuristic side of the site. We are happy to chat with well mannered couples with a sense of humour but are not interested in winks/messages from single males.

Also, if "great tits" is the best opening line you can come up with, you might want to have a rethink! Especially as if it's gone 11pm, it'll more than likely be Mr rather than Mrs that's chatting!