Shortly after we were married I came home from sea a few days earlier than expected. I was somewhat put out to find the house empty, I had planned the usual sailor home cuming! A couple of hours later my new wife came in, looking mussed up and flustered, she stared at me as if I were a total stranger and did not seem at all pleased to see me. I thought she looked like she had been to the gym, but she had no sport bag with...