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12 Nov 2004

Well done Horny 69. I think you may have endeared yourself to numerous 'ladies'. One of them was on little Britain. She's a lady you know! And she was dressed to please.........someone!

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8 Nov 2004

Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no cos one time karen went down the shops and bought some 20/20 which she drank in the bogs and ricky, who hadn't even done nothing came back from the chippy with half a sausage, but didn't even pay for it and this really funny thing happened right, cos Karen who hadn't even ever been to boots came out of the bogs with this shampoo on her face, but sarah said that it wasn't shampoo it was cum!
I think facials are one of those, sexual moment things. Ask any lady whilst walking through a shop if she would like a nice coating, and you'll get a stare to curdle milk!
However in the 'moment' if she knows it really turns you on, it might be more acceptable. A bit like RIMMING. This one time at band camp............

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