There was a nice man from Yorks

Who loved to play with ladies Norks

It starts with plenty of Staring

Depending on what you are Wearing

With a nice thank you for you to enjoy in my Shorts

Hi I'm Matt , 

If your looking for an escape from silhouettes and cocks to regain your sanity then your in the right place. Sit back and relax there's plenty of entertainment to enjoy. ( Warning entertainment standards variable and cannot be guaranteed)

What am I looking for....

I'm basically a man with man bits looking to meet ladies with lady bits to see if there is any magnetism between them

I have been lucky enough to join couples in MMF threesomes and I'm really hoping my luck hasn't run out!

I appreciate meetings are for everybody's enjoyment, I will try most things once and a lot of things repeatedly ;-). Flexible in mind and the body's willing too.

Ideally I am looking for a benefits with friends type scenario with either a couple or female for longer term nsa fun. 

I have enjoyed and am still very much interested in one off  / short term meets but have found I don't enjoy the gaps in between quite as much! 

The basics:-

-There is no wife or girlfriend dreamily watching love island whilst I'm doing this

-I can accommodate - I'll even tidy up (male definition)

-I can travel and happy if people want 1st meeting to be social only. Warning! Cleavage levels may affect quality of conversation

-I don't smoke

-I do turn up. I've done the waiting in a car park for a no show thing. Wasn't much fun

- Winks = If your message limited then wink and I will message you or see contact clue at the bottom.  If your not message limited then a bit more effort please

-Grooming , If 'where it counts' is downstairs I'm good to go. If upstairs then it's short and of course short can be a problem

- Face pic in private. Requests for such are at your own risk

- If your fooled by now , get in touch. Whilst drooling over your pics does have my fingers hovering over the 'wanna shag' keys I'm not one for clogging up your already overflowing inboxes (there's not even the treat of a cock pic at the end).

- I seem to like bullet points

-And the best part? You've found  one of those sparsely visited hidden gems that mean it's frequently available

I have enough of taking life seriously from 9 to 5 , not looking to add to it on here.

Thanks for stopping by, get in touch. 

If not , Happy swinging

MatMat8888 is the contact clue

For any institution out there looking to collect data. Bravo for getting the gig approved but leave me out of it.

Any site member copy and pasting any of this please have the decency to be less successful with it than me