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12 May 2005

after a very brief flirtation with a place called braintree i am back in leafy cheshire and am no longer homesick,anyone looking for a new start after divorce i would advise not to move out of your circle of friends as imho it dont work,then again it may do for others

12 May 2005

asl funcouple ????
lol

lol

12 May 2005

i found out that foxylady 123 has an awesome arse....but then again we all knew that anyway lol

7 May 2005

im very much uncut and prefer it that way,it gives extra protection to the sensitive tip and also gives more sensations,i say alll this through guesswork cos ive never been cut and wouldnt know how that felt lol

7 May 2005

it has to be old skool slipmatt,sl2,ellis dee,grooverider etc etc makes the hairs stand on end still!!!!!!!!!!
hardcore will never die !!!
acetates

6 May 2005

pizza n red stilletoes??? theres a new topic !!!!

6 May 2005

how do i eat mine??? usually when well rough first thing in the morning when i wonder what that cardboard is on the floor lolooll
acetates

6 May 2005

staffordshire(home) has the best chippies,but now im on me own home cooking seems great again,

5 May 2005

lol

now now sgt :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
it is an excellent reputation lololol

5 May 2005

defo sarah green !!!! i think i first discovered masterbation whilst watching/dreaming of her lolol

5 May 2005

a social drinker,cos it sounds better,i never drink alone,if i have a few midweek on me own i'll fetch the cat in just for peace of mind

5 May 2005

welcome dear lol

lol

5 May 2005

dont want to sound a killjoy here or damage my excellent repuatation here lololol ...BUT what she is doing or has been doing is wrong!!!! having group sex parties in the privacy of your own home is fine but leaving the curtains open!!! especially on a housing estate,i think its taking the voyeuristic thing a bit far,, i say shut your curtains love and carry on with what yr doing!!!
acetates

5 May 2005

cant get a face pic on avator cos it says its too big,anyone wanting a look pm me and i'll send,.........................looks like labour a gain ;-)
acetates

4 May 2005

i never think that far ahead bluexxx lol it all looks dead easy plug it in etc then it dont work
acetates

4 May 2005

xp found new device but nowt else

4 May 2005

im on windows xp i went to creative site and cant fathom it out lol
it is plugged into the back of the pc like the modem so i assume its usb
acetates

4 May 2005

ive just been "given" a webcam its a creative model 1030 all i have is the cam itself,do i need some more software or a disc?? someone said i could download the stuff i needed?? anyone know??
much appreciated
acetates

4 May 2005

i keep meeting that sort of woman wishmaster lolololool lol

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acetates

4 May 2005

the 10" + ads get me lol
"i won't look at anything under 10" " thats not me quoting there lol
ive never actually measured mine and dont intend to,although i have to add that i am hung like a dinosaur lol

lol

acetates

4 May 2005

i cleaned me teeth but im not going bed yet!!!!! i only just got in lol
how you doing foxy??
acetates

30 Apr 2005

true judy im catching up fast with all this times n dates stuff,its all new to me being self employed lololol

30 Apr 2005

its only the start willx69!!!!!!!!!!!!! if youre cringing at that price wiat for the stuff to come lololol

30 Apr 2005

oooooooh freckled yr tying me up in knots here lol very clever answers wink

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i might quit while im only half way down this hole (pardon the pun)

30 Apr 2005

davej- if the hedge had a skirt and all that lolololol lol

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30 Apr 2005

ok icepie i have a fetish for trimmed to bald lol,doesnt matter how you dress it up its still the same lol

lol

30 Apr 2005

the meet went onto the more risque side of social freckled lol
i wasnt expecting what happened to happen,if i had i would have washed me cock lol

lol

:lol: :lol: and balls :lol:
acetates

30 Apr 2005

the trimmed side of bald or bald,sod it plain bald lol

30 Apr 2005

tallnhairy-no they dont use this forum,i met them through other channels,im not that cruel as i wish to name names and humiliate them lolol
it just turned me of totally and im just recovering now
it is all down to personal tastes true,i bet theres someone reading this forum now who has a fetish for hairy muffs
each to thier own but iprefer trimmed to bald wink

wink

acetates

30 Apr 2005

well lol tonight i met a couple,only a social first meet,went to a pub not far from me(walking distance) al went extremely well,they both seemed and acted great,the drink flowed and then it was back to my place,the drink flowed again,things got heated,then a few items of clothing were removed,then shock horror!!!!!!! the hairiest muff i have ever seen(real life or photo) stared me in the face,now im not abject to a bit of hair on a pussy but this was unbelievable,theres no way i could have physically penetrated if it came to that,i made my polite excuses without hurting anyones feelings and they left about half hour ago(i missed match of the day!! )
i feel a bit bad about this but she/he said she was well trimmed so i guess maybe im not so much in the wrong.
the point is did they really expect anyhing from the evening with such a hairy muff??
i spent a good while shaving in the bath beforehand to make a good impression lol
im rambling a bit now so i'll stop
your thoughts plz??
acetates