I can`t believe you did not include amatuer in your choices, I think this is seriously the way forward.
I got one of these things with a computer magazine (nerdy i know), but have never used it as I don`t know how to. If you want it, it`s yours, free, just let me know. A nd by the way i have a friend who once left her child in the supermarket after she had finished shopping and had to be rang up by the manager, so I do sympathise.
Alan
OK Here is a question I have asked different women with varying results, when masturbating is it better with or without a sex aid, and how often do you masturbate in a normal week?