Hi. Thanks for clicking on me. I'm here for flirty text, chat and casual encounters.

There's a lot of guys on here, so let me tell you why I am worth your time.

I'm mid 30's, 5ft 11, athletic, straight, confident white guy. I'm easy to talk to and have a fun loving streak that loves to come out to play.

I'm funny.. And not just to look at.

I'm polite and respectful. This means I'll talk nicely to you, respect your boundaries and laugh at your jokes, even if I've heard them before.

I play the guitar, but I'm not very good at it and I also can't sing, so I'll promise you right now, I won't ever serenade you.

I'm intelligent and inquisitive. This means I can communicate with you in more than just txt spk, I'm interested in the world around me and things other than myself. I know what to do with an apostrophe but I'm not infallible and won't correct your spelling (other teacher / student scenarios can be arranged)!

You're still reading.

I'm discrete. I appreciate you may also want to be.

I do have a face pix and I'm probably going to send it to you if you request it, but let's be sensible not judge me if I don't send it immediately or have it on public view. Let's all agree that none of us want our colleagues or family members to accidentally stumble across our profile page here and a face picture for all to see just increases the chances of that awkward moment.

I shave and trim in all the ways you hope a man wood (Haha, did you see what I did there? Aren't I a funny one?!).

I was an extra in one of the star wars films as a storm trooper, in one of those black and white costumes (ok, that MIGHT be totally made up, but you're not going to be 100% sure and it's a claim you're going to struggle to disprove!

Other than spurious claims of film extra stardom, I never lie. I always tell the truth.

Its almost always more interesting.

You're still reading.

I work shifts. You can take from this that I'm sometimes around at weird times of the day and night. The fact I work unsocial hours means I'm also not overly rich. Whatever I do for a living, assume I'm not a model. I am not bad looking consider myself fairly attractive but if you're imagining a beautiful man in an exquisite car like James Bond or Christian Grey, you're going to be disappointed.

Having said that, my BMI is bang on the money, I regularly wash, brush, floss, shave AND all my teeth are real (ok.. Not the sort of achievement I'm gonna put on my CV, but its probably a standard you'd want know that I meet!

I'm discrete, can keep my mouth shut when it's needed. I know how to behave in public but also in the bedroom ;-)

I'm confident, not arrogant. I'm not angry, shouty, punchy, kicky, possessive, drunk or an arse. If you are, you're free to move on now...

I love flirting and getting to know someone. I'm about a short list of quality friends and contacts. I'm not interested in getting more friends on here than on my ! Sexually I'm confident but have horizons I want to broaden. I believe giving is better than receiving (just) and have a bucket list that needs some attention.

You've already spent more time reading this than most profiles. Message me with 'read it' in the subject line and let's start talking.

Alex