What sort of image does the club need to have?
Is it going to have a tacky two-colour neon stringy light job round the guttering, or tasteful aromatic flowers in wooden tubs in the car park?
A cheesy pun name on a billboard, or a swinging sign?
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We started on New Year's Eve 6 years ago when we were living in Holland. We'd had mild fantasies, then decided to go and have a look at a club, looked up Fun4two, which is not too far from Rotterdam.
The first evening we were pretty turned on but shy, inevitably, but after two visits we had pretty well realised what we each liked in terms of sexual activity and thrown away what vestiges of jealousy we'd previously had, and since then we've had a wonderful sex life and an improved relationship.
( If you've never been to Fun4two I can't recommend it too highly for a straightforward well-organised swinging experience. We haven't been for two years, so I've no idea if it's still the same, but seeingand joining in with 60-80 people in an orgy room, everyone energetically humping and moaning is something you dont' forget. )
Since then when we're away travelling together or on holiday, we always look up the local clubs and go to the one with the best recommendations. We've been to about a dozen clubs so far in Europe and South America, and made friendships with people at several of them. One of our best ever was this year at a swingers beach in the south of Brasil during Carnaval, but that's another story.
The first evening we were pretty turned on but shy, inevitably, but after two visits we had pretty well realised what we each liked in terms of sexual activity and thrown away what vestiges of jealousy we'd previously had, and since then we've had a wonderful sex life and an improved relationship.
( If you've never been to Fun4two I can't recommend it too highly for a straightforward well-organised swinging experience. We haven't been for two years, so I've no idea if it's still the same, but seeingand joining in with 60-80 people in an orgy room, everyone energetically humping and moaning is something you dont' forget. )
Since then when we're away travelling together or on holiday, we always look up the local clubs and go to the one with the best recommendations. We've been to about a dozen clubs so far in Europe and South America, and made friendships with people at several of them. One of our best ever was this year at a swingers beach in the south of Brasil during Carnaval, but that's another story.
Never thought about it before.
If I'm alone with my wife, nearly an hour.
The two of us in the car or the truck, about half an hour.
If we're with another guy having a threesome, about 20 minutes.
If we're having a threesome with another woman, about the same.
If we're outdoors with or without others, maybe only 15 minutes.
The same if I'm watching her and being ...er looked after by another woman.
Last weekend 14 orgasms, since then one, rather miserable, sensation.
Crikey. What does this signify?
If I'm alone with my wife, nearly an hour.
The two of us in the car or the truck, about half an hour.
If we're with another guy having a threesome, about 20 minutes.
If we're having a threesome with another woman, about the same.
If we're outdoors with or without others, maybe only 15 minutes.
The same if I'm watching her and being ...er looked after by another woman.
Last weekend 14 orgasms, since then one, rather miserable, sensation.
Crikey. What does this signify?
If you're a Mac user you may not know that you can take an instant picture by holding down Control Shift and 4 which turns the arrow cursor into a cross-hair, which you then use to select an area of the screen you want to sepArate.
The Picture is automatically stored on your hard disc, then you can do what you want with it in any appropriate mac software program.
I find some of the filters in Photoshop 7 are excellent for sharpening the outline of nipples, for example.
It's just a useful tip if you want to leave out your face when sending a pic.
The Picture is automatically stored on your hard disc, then you can do what you want with it in any appropriate mac software program.
I find some of the filters in Photoshop 7 are excellent for sharpening the outline of nipples, for example.
It's just a useful tip if you want to leave out your face when sending a pic.
Not wishing to denigrate the Duke of Edinburgh Bronze Award paddlers and defective brake-block specialists, what about serious non-academic qualifications?
The most useful examination I ever obtained was my Class 1 HGV.
The second was a builder's diploma (in French)
The third was an NLP quickie diploma which has subsequently given me so much pleasure I'd recommend it to anyone with a sense of curiosity.
I've also been accepted twice as a mature student, to do Law and IT degrees, but each time I couldn't take up the offer.
And I speak 4 foreign languages.
"So, if you're so clever, why are you driving trucks for rock bands instead of making millions somewhere," asked my wife when I told her of this quiz.
The most useful examination I ever obtained was my Class 1 HGV.
The second was a builder's diploma (in French)
The third was an NLP quickie diploma which has subsequently given me so much pleasure I'd recommend it to anyone with a sense of curiosity.
I've also been accepted twice as a mature student, to do Law and IT degrees, but each time I couldn't take up the offer.
And I speak 4 foreign languages.
"So, if you're so clever, why are you driving trucks for rock bands instead of making millions somewhere," asked my wife when I told her of this quiz.
Being a good boy, the first thing I did on joining the site was read the FAQ's and then Harry's posting advice.
Couldn't agree more.
We all have selection criteria for our potential playmates. One of mine, at least online, is spelling and grammar. I bin every e-mail with a mistake. Typos are obvious and forgivable, such as 'wirting', or 'abotu', which are my personal consistent errors, but I find we tend to get on as a couple with people who have taken the trouble to produce a well-written communication that expresses desire and curiosity politely, in correct English. If people can't write what they want and feel, then they probably can't say it either, so a meeting would be a mutual waste of time. My wife is Brazilian, and she says she has the same communicative criteria in Portuguese.
As for single guys, as a couple, we like threesomes, sometimes even foursomes with two other guys, as well as group sex and whatnot, and we'd love to meet horny sensible single guys, but they seem to be few and far between, and almost always far too impatient, with the result that we're just not into it. We're only interested in experiences with people who have a considerable degree of sensitivity, and 'wanna fuck' people don't get a look-in. (well, sometimes they do, I mean, let's be honest, sometimes there isn't time to get to know someone, is there)
Couldn't agree more.
We all have selection criteria for our potential playmates. One of mine, at least online, is spelling and grammar. I bin every e-mail with a mistake. Typos are obvious and forgivable, such as 'wirting', or 'abotu', which are my personal consistent errors, but I find we tend to get on as a couple with people who have taken the trouble to produce a well-written communication that expresses desire and curiosity politely, in correct English. If people can't write what they want and feel, then they probably can't say it either, so a meeting would be a mutual waste of time. My wife is Brazilian, and she says she has the same communicative criteria in Portuguese.
As for single guys, as a couple, we like threesomes, sometimes even foursomes with two other guys, as well as group sex and whatnot, and we'd love to meet horny sensible single guys, but they seem to be few and far between, and almost always far too impatient, with the result that we're just not into it. We're only interested in experiences with people who have a considerable degree of sensitivity, and 'wanna fuck' people don't get a look-in. (well, sometimes they do, I mean, let's be honest, sometimes there isn't time to get to know someone, is there)
