i reckn you know the answer and your not letting on
ill give you a clue
you can get spuddled after an orgasm
any ideas
???????
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allgoneman
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
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yeah ok i made it up and have a real good meaning for it , but what you say it means
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
I 'are those tits yours'hwoar:
I have said no, they are Ians but it doesn't stop em
Dawn :silly:
are they ians?
just wondered
: Orgasminator
id just like to say i got little mal to stand like that to hide his poor mums waste line from view she is quite self concious about it, see how thoughtfull i am with my camera.
i wanna awwwwww
so
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i wanna awwwwww
so
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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if you had seen mum donkey before she gave birth then youd see where little mal came from
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hey sarge what is your dress size 
and isnt it a bitch to get your hands on broad fit stillettos these days
and isnt it a bitch to get your hands on broad fit stillettos these days
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1 no act of trespass
2 no culling of the deer on cannock chase or anywhere els for that matter
3 clicking your heals together constitutes an instant divorce
4death by a million pin pricks to anyone who creates c,hild p,orn
5, oh yeah i would make it illegal for my eldest son to march into here at this time abd say dad can borrow your steel toe cap boots, where are vthey find them, just as ive dozed of for the first time since about threee am, grrrrrrrrrr
2 no culling of the deer on cannock chase or anywhere els for that matter
3 clicking your heals together constitutes an instant divorce
4death by a million pin pricks to anyone who creates c,hild p,orn
5, oh yeah i would make it illegal for my eldest son to march into here at this time abd say dad can borrow your steel toe cap boots, where are vthey find them, just as ive dozed of for the first time since about threee am, grrrrrrrrrr
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i think jags would enjoy the ins and outs too much so leave her out
sarge you haeve a pm
sarge you haeve a pm
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cant make my mind up whether the two inches or all those cakes are more appealing , sod it ill have the cakes and keep the four grand
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sarge add jags please tell her i said so , she likes us bossy types
ill get my coat and
ill get my coat and
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Quote by onlyme1981
I'm feeling slightly annoyed......
I'm signed up to a few of internet dating agencies (i know, waste of time etc etc) as I don't get out much to meet new people and as I'm on the net quite a lot I thought I'd have a go. Anyway, the point of this post is just to have a bit of a rant.
Basically my age, height & body type etc are all visible on my various profiles.
I've chatted via email to a few men who seemed ok until the dreaded question comes up "What dress size are you?" or something along those lines - Well me, being honest, tells them the info then it all goes quiet until there is complete silence and no more emails
OK..... so why is this? They could obviously see from my profile that I'm not slim or athletic so why contact me? I don't go around contacting people I don't like the sound of.... is it all a big wind up to these so called men?
I despair sometimes....I really do.
Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
dont despair you will do well to be rid of wankers like that, just get the dress size question out of the way at the begining so you dont weaste too much time with arsholes that want to wear your dresses when your out , lol
good luck
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she really is so have the loveley ladies pmd you to get to know ytyou better eyt mate, or perhaqps you should try a real introduction on here ,
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Quote by willing but nervous:inlove: :rose: :love:
hopefully...spending the rest of my life with you..if you want me
f*ck the week. a lifetime sounds better with you...better than just a week.
that question get closer by the minute babe
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my typing starts off ok and the speling is surt ov okm tel i gut exzited and strat wonkin thun it goes all ffnonmfhury ly,
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Quote by berkshireguy
thanx mids very nice pm too u lucky so and so
no idea what was in that pm but i know im so lucky mate, shes a star
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Quote by chick0074
Hey I'm replying, Mids.
Well I'm replying to your post, not the guy who started the thread.
But at least I'm making the effort!
Rachel
shit no reply to berkshire guy not me
ill be in real trouble noooooooooooo
the missus will duff me up dont reply lol
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nah cant be arsed, but i do wonder why were you reading the ads from the guys, something you want to share with us?
im joking mate sorry
point taken
im joking mate sorry
point taken
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just a thort cocka but the ladies may want a damn good shagging as oppozed to a write good speeling test
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hey mate ive just had sneak round one or two young ladies on this site , quick look down their tops a fiddle with theor bums and guess what one in particular was replying to you, bet you get a few more too
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i guessed , now why not try that one with the ladies , here goes ill try it for you
berkshire guy offers tongue in cheek fun , please pm him for more details
berkshire guy offers tongue in cheek fun , please pm him for more details
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don t give in so easy, you sound like your a loser before you start mate, girls dont want losers , tell em your a winner show em your bum and hey presto , er well still nothing but it might make them laugh, and we all know you can laff a girl into the kitchen to make you supper but even if your frank skinner youll never laf a bj out of them
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im not the only one that does this , there is a gang of us that do it, i know one young lady that really enjoys a quick fiddle with a bean bag when you least expect it.
W e hide for the most part on the , nearly all naked , staffs dogging thread and sneak out when you least expect it
W e hide for the most part on the , nearly all naked , staffs dogging thread and sneak out when you least expect it
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i love to hide, i sneak around the message boards pinching bums and looking down blouses
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why would his towel fall off, wasnt he wearing it on his head? strange fellow, glad you lot enjoyed it there i knew you would.
