Willy enlargements

7 Aug 2004

Weights, vacuum pumps, fat injections, drugs... has anyone here attempted any of these and if so
Did it work?
Did it affect function?
Was your partner pleased?
And what about that surgery where they pull out the couple of inches that's buried? Sounds horrific!
Personally I wouldn't risk messing about with my bits, just curious as to whether there's A) any truth in the claims and B) any point?
Ice

7 Aug 2004

My willy became miraculously larger and it was only as a result of pulling it and eating food. I distinctly remember it - I was about 12 or 13 at the time.

7 Aug 2004

If there really was a reliable, fool-proof way of building up that part of the anatomy, you wouldn't have to ask because we'd all know about it. smile

Personally, I find looking at wBB's website is a pretty good way of gaining size. silly

hwoar:

7 Aug 2004

in a related way, one of my mates is certain that his member hasn't grown since he started solo loving once every day when he was 15. Although he can literraly go for hours now...

7 Aug 2004

Quote by roger743
If there really was a reliable, fool-proof way of building up that part of the anatomy, you wouldn't have to ask because we'd all know about it.
Personally, I find looking at wBB's website is a pretty good way of gaining size. hwoar:

I have to second Roger here, the ladies on this site keep making me grow redface

... As for enlargement devices, not been involved. BUt for intersting tale of old impotent ones there was one described to us at a medical equipment show I was at (a friend has Diabetes, we were there for that). Big spring loaded plunger, you put a cartridge of fluid in, pull back the spring, press to side of your todger, and pull trigger...
Bang small needle inserts and pumps in fluid for instant results... Made us all feel faint, all I can say for guys who are affected, thank God we invented viagra...

7 Aug 2004

it gets bigger every day through wear and tear.
accept that and don;t be greedy smile

7 Aug 2004

Thought I would offer a girly opinion here.....
My personal opinion is that size really doesn't matter - the worst thing is when a man has a big one but obviously knows it and thinks he can just shove it in and give an instant orgasm. Sorry for the vulgarity but it's true - well from my experience anyway.
If you are happy with the size and you know how to use it - that's the best thing for a woman to experience.
We all come in different shapes and sizes in all bodily areas..... maybe we should learn to accept what we have got instead of worrying about what we haven't?
biggrin

7 Aug 2004

I don't know bout makin it grow bigger,,, but I know apples make it stay hard!!!
Got told this cos the women they tell me that when I get a hard to put it "in cider... "
I am truly sorry if that is crap!
:twisted:

7 Aug 2004

I have been soaking Flacid Frank in a solution of a product called 'Miracle Gro' available from garden centres, for almost a fortnight now after hearing the next door neighbours discussing how their Peony had grown by 10% since useing it.
I am gutted to find out that 'Peony' is not the plural of the word I thought it was, however the green fly problem has cleared up.

8 Aug 2004

I wish mine was bigger. sad

8 Aug 2004

Have not tried any & I am happy the way it is.
I hope the ladies of this world are happy the way they find me.
The WHOOSH Man

8 Aug 2004

Davej wrote:

I have been soaking Flacid Frank in a solution of a product called 'Miracle Gro' available from garden centres, for almost a fortnight now after hearing the next door neighbours discussing how their Peony had grown by 10% since useing it.
I am gutted to find out that 'Peony' is not the plural of the word I thought it was, however the green fly problem has cleared up.

:rotflmao: Oh dave, mine nearly got hot coffee spilt on it then...stop this!!! :rotflmao:
Mike. :rotflmao:

8 Aug 2004

Quote by onlyme1981
My personal opinion is that size really doesn't matter - ...
..... maybe we should learn to accept what we have got instead of worrying about what we haven't?

I'm sorry but I've got to say this. Onlyme, if your avatar is you then what you've just said is tantamount to a millionaire saying money doesn't matter. We really must learn to accept that some of us are poor. lol

:lol: You luvverly girl you!

8 Aug 2004

Quote by davej
I have been soaking Flacid Frank in a solution of a product called 'Miracle Gro' available from garden centres, for almost a fortnight now after hearing the next door neighbours discussing how their Peony had grown by 10% since useing it.
I am gutted to find out that 'Peony' is not the plural of the word I thought it was, however the green fly problem has cleared up.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Silly boy!
You know you should always treat green fly in privet (gardeners' in-joke there). So don't go airing it on the Forum please.

8 Aug 2004

Can't see what the problem is anyway. dunno

Just put an ad in the photo ads section and it gets bigger automatically.
Rich

8 Aug 2004

A gay aquaintance of mine saved up lots of pennies and paid for the surgery (size apparently being even more important in the gay community). He got the surgery done privately, was rapidly discharged from hospital, ended up with a raging infection that could potentially have cost him his life and ended up without any noticeable difference to his length.
Incidentally, I think the surgery involves releasing the tendons that help hold the organ in it's usual postion so I believe there's some risk of ending up having about as much control over your bits as I did the first time I tried using a strap-on!! :shock:
I wouldn't bother if I were a bloke - I much prefer being comfortable and not having to guard against over-enthusiastic thrusting!
Mandy
xx

8 Aug 2004

Quote by Mandy_1964
Incidentally, I think the surgery involves releasing the tendons that help hold the organ in it's usual postion so I believe there's some risk of ending up having about as much control over your bits as I did the first time I tried using a strap-on!! :shock:

I seem to remember reading somewhere that that operation only boosts flacid length and not erect length.
I saw a (different) article in a paper last year, and IIRC it said that something like 40% (may have been more) of penis enlargement operations result in a serious infection or a deformed penis. Scary stuff|!

8 Aug 2004

Hi
I tell the ladies I am a lesbian...and it's an oversized clitoris.. lol

I'm not bothered about being bigger, it goes everywhere I want it and I also learned how to do foreplay, lesbian sex and afterplay...drives em wild.. cool

8 Aug 2004

Quote by westerross
My personal opinion is that size really doesn't matter - ...
..... maybe we should learn to accept what we have got instead of worrying about what we haven't?

I'm sorry but I've got to say this. Onlyme, if your avatar is you then what you've just said is tantamount to a millionaire saying money doesn't matter. We really must learn to accept that some of us are poor. lol

:lol: You luvverly girl you!
The avatar is me..... and yes I may be blessed with large assets but I'd rather have none at all and be a skinny little thing!
We all have things we don't like about ourselves but that's what makes us different. At the rate we, as the human race, are going everyone will have bigger "bits", small waists, no beer bellies, no wrinkles, no personality etc etc and we'll all be the same.
Maybe my original reply was a little reminder to myself that we're all different, but that's what makes us special! smile

Talking of penis enlargements... there was an article in the News of the World today about a couple who both had surgery.
The procedure went like this: He had to gorge himself on cakes and crisps to put on fat which was then sucked out of his stomach and injected into his willy during the Â£4000 op at Highfield Hospital in London. It took him eight months to recover and it added 2 inches to his length.
How about that then?

8 Aug 2004

cant make my mind up whether the two inches or all those cakes are more appealing , sod it ill have the cakes and keep the four grand

8 Aug 2004

There was a program on CH4 a couple of weeks ago where they were using tissue from dead bodies for penis enlargement :uhoh:
Don't think I'd let anyone near my penis with a sharp knife........... if it ain't broke don't fix it.

8 Aug 2004

purely out of idle curiousity you understand, i opened one of my spams once upon a time and discovered a technique called a
to my surprise i discovered that i have been jelqing all of my adult life! unfortunately i have to confirm that it doesn't work! rolleyes

neil x x x ;-)

8 Aug 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Nice one!

8 Aug 2004

The quickest way to solve the problem is to start measuring from your arse instead of on top. That way you gain extra inches at no cost and with little pain. rolleyes

I say little pain, because experience has shown me that the metal DIY tape measures can inflict a nasty cut if retracted too close to your newly found monster or the bent over piece gets stuck up yer bum. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I never boast about my 12" since I discovered it though. Just don't want to put the single males with only 8" or 9" to shame in the ads section. Their life is hard enough as it is!
Just trying to help!
Fred