Thanks for dropping in! Nice to see you. Pull up a chair, the drinks are over there on the table help yourself, kick your shoes off, relax and have a read in comfort!

We are a pretty normal couple, (If there is such a thing in the swinging scene!) looking for fun involving other couples, or in exceptional circumstances, bi-females. We are non-smokers but like a drink or three, and are looking for a little bit of spice!! Wilma is 48, 5'4", nice and curvy, clean-shaven and a 38DD. Fred is 52, 5'9", average in most departments (in other words NOT hung like a donkey, or pretending to be!), clean-shaven top and bottom! and a snipped Roundhead! ;-). We can both be described as shapely or plump, but definitely not "morbidly obese"! How about “normal” or "average mileage for the year, comfortable ride, full MOT and no bald tyres"!

We are a condom friendly couple and never leave home without them, so please don't ask us to play without them - we won't.

We have tried most things including same room, separate room, soft swing, full swap, exhibitionism and bi experiences for Wilma. (Which has answered one question already - She is no longer bi-curious just very bi-friendly!) We also enjoy parties - especially themed ones, because it gives us a chance to dress up and have fun. We are not pushy and have some limits.

We have respect for other people and their limits, no matter what they are, and expect the same in return. Fred is into curvaceous “Rubenesque” women and fabulous underwear and we both wish to involve couples and/or another woman in playing out our fantasies, time and again.

We like socialising, eating out, drinking (to excess on the odd occasion) and are looking for a good social life out of this - anything else is a definite bonus if it happens - but it has to feel sexy and right.

Ooohh! Thank you for asking - I'll have a glass of that Vintage Port and Wilma will have a glass of that Prossecco - Ta!....... Aaaahhh!..... That's better.

Mmmmm? Pardon? Oh sorrrryyy....... - if the bottle is empty there is another one in the fridge - help yourself, the corkscrew is hanging on Wilma's suspender!

Where were we? ….. ah yes

We used to give swinging parties and have one about every 3 months, but we are a bit too busy at the moment. They were always themed and a lot of fun with no pressure. A house rule was that there is no swinging downstairs - so if you wanted to e along and meet people in a no pressure environment then this was the ideal situation. We also enjoy playing with our love swing (as you will see from the piccies!)

Questions, Questions, Questions!

How did you get into swinging?

Fantasies had always played a role in our sex lives together and one day we decided to do a little bit of research together to find out if we could make them a reality. The rest is history - and a lot of talking along the way!

How long have you been swinging?

We started swinging in 2003.

How many couples have you swung with?

Ummmmmmm - actually, less than you may think! You could probably count them on two hands if the truth be known....... We swing for our own reasons and we have to get on with those who we swing with and there has to be a sexual attraction between everyone. Bump and grind has never been our thing and therefore we have only ever swung with a few people. We like it that way.

Who do you swing with?

Couples who are married (to each other!), or in a relationship together, or arranged swinging couples so long as neither party is cheating on a relationship. We swing for fun and enjoyment and not to wreck relationships. To us swinging is about openness, integrity and honesty. We also do not respond to people who say in their profile that they are looking for “good looking couples”. That is not because we are hippopotamooses that fell out the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down, but because we are mature enough to realise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not skin deep.

Do you swing with new couples or experienced couples?

We have no preference either way - so long as everyone is honest and lets us know how much experience they have, what they are looking for and what their limits are we respect that and are quite happy to play with anyone.

If this leaves you wanting to know more then please contact us by email (watch the Zero!). We would love to hear from you. If you send us some pictures of yourselves clothed and showing your faces we will respond in the same way. Every email will get a response even if it is a polite "Thank you, but no thank you". We are quite willing to send out facial pictures and swap phone numbers once we have got to know you a little better.

We really only like to meet non-smokers - and we are not looking for single males at the moment thank you.

Thanks for calling by - no..... leave the glass there, we'll clear up. Don't forget your jacket - and is that your underwear under the table????

Love 'n hugs

Fred & Wilma

XXXXXXXXXX
Cobblestone Drive
Bedrock
Leicestershire