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altarica
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 66
UK

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Errrrrrrr.............. I would be quite prepared to shag any of the ladies listed above,but only for research purposes you because I would enjoy it at all.I do know someone who went to school with Layla-Jade and he said she was really quiet back things have changed since then(Think "Anal gangbang").So anyway any female pornstars wishing to be- ahem -well researched can get in touch and I will see what I can do.I repeat only for the sake of research though.
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I have to agree a crap cover but some of the music contained within was rather good."Dance with me"is a really good bollox I am showing my age now coz this came out in '76 on Elektra or Asylum(Elektra I think).Musical bore signing off for now. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks to everyone for their replies,especially RHG and Tracey,now why didn't I think of that.I have it sorted now and hope everything will be if one of the mods could lock this thread to save anyone else wasting time on again thanks everyone.
Glad to say that I am back online after major trouble with my PC after trying to install Norton I have now invested in a nice anyone hep me out by recommemnding a good antivirus to download for free on the in anticipation.
Al biggrin
Hi,I have a week off from work and so I am looking to meet up with anyone in any of the above areas anytime this week,day or night.I am a 47 yr old guy,fairly goodlooking and very ,short dark hair and blue eyes with a nice longish very thick I hope to hear for anyone up for some fun this
Taken the rest of the week off if anyone would like to meet up,between tonight and monday afternoon,then let me know.I am quite goodlooking and very a nice dick and talented tongue.I am not pushy and respect all forward to hearing from anyone and everyone.
Al
I have got an unexpected night off I will be out and about in the Ringwood and New Forest area north of the A31 else up for some fun?Goodlooking quite well endowed to think I am relaxed in attitude and not at all pushy.
I'm not being flippant but how does the woman take it out without impaling her fingers.I mean if it is like a tampon with a string the guy might spot it and just remove it.
Curlywurly Rusty----------hmmmmmmmm sounds more like a statement or question than a bloody name. sad :( :(
Wish my fave was Mars Kingsize :shock: and my pet's name had been Dick. :shock: :shock: Ok ok at least it would have sounded good.
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I am very glad to hear that you are back home and on the mend.
Al xxx
You are obviously not studying English,because your spelling and grammar are awful.
Bet you thought this was a reply from a woman.
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Too true help if you introduced yourself and got to know folks a little better.
I have a few days spare so does anyone fancy meeting up for a session or more anytime,day or night over the next few days up until monday me for more hard thick cock available for those that want it.
Anyone going to be out and about in the above area over the weekend?Horny guy looking for all sorts of fun and up for most me a pm if you are up for some fun over the dogger and knows all the good sites in the area.
Yeah I still vanilla to be honest i prefer raspberry ripple :shock:
Donald Byrd,Teddy Prendergrass and Lonnie Liston Smith all in one hit?????PURE the mighty Herbie Hancock last tuesday and I am still a gig for the fainthearted though Seat A18 front row.I could hear all the banter between the !!!!!!
Just chillin to Big Calm by sunday morning choked on my coffee at seeing Mark(boring)Knopfler as someones best yourself a favour and go and buy some Stevie Ray Vaughan will do it for ya!
SRV R.I.P.
Still sorely missed.
Smoke on the water by the Purps.(Deep Purple)
Try this one.
"Let me tell you about my life........"
Anyone going to be out and about in the above areas tonight for a bit of fun?
Hmmmmm,let's Kaplinski because she's so Marsh to find out if she really is as dirty as she reckons she Upton just ----well you must know if you have ever seen Kelly because although she is quite mumsy i reckon a beast lurks somewhere in her breast and i reckon she must have great tits.
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I have had an email in the last few days reportedly from a "couple" who saw me on here asking for sites since they have just moved here.I asked for more info giving the reasons why(too many dickheads,media etc),and they/he replied saying that they are both bi and come on where can we much chance of me telling them owt with that kind of you want to know where to go at least play the game and arrange to meet for a drink on neutral ground to show you are genuine.
I have a sandwhich emporium not too far from me called "The Munchbox",which is owned by a rather attractive young mind boggles wondering about the goings on round the back. surprised :o :o :o :o
"Have you ever loved a woman?"-from "Layla and other assorted love songs".In fact a lot of the album is pain wracked.
"Love TKO"-Teddy beautifully sad.
"The last resort"-last track on "Hotel California"How the white man fucked up America.
And my all time favourite."I can't make you love me."-Bonnie has to be her version as it was written for her and she is a lady who knows more about hard times and pain than i care to experience.
"I can't make you love me if you don't
you can't make your heart feel something it won't"
wow!!!!Are you totally fucking insane putting that post on here????You are soooooooo going to get your head ripped off and have more than likely fucked up any chance of anyone wanting to know you! mad :x :x I have to say that i don't see what is wrong with your wife but there you she knows that you don't like her that size and keeps the weight up to dissuade you from fucking her.
"Resevoir Dogs" cooler than "Carlitos way"-never in a milion to see someone put "The Fisher King" in too."Dogma",an excellent film."Bladerunner" is also only thing is though,what constitutes cool?The attitude of a character ?The setting?
I have to say that as far as cool characters go you would have to go a long way to beat Jack Carter in "Get Carter" for sheer naked shotgun in hand unflappability. cool 8-) 8-) 8-)
I like Fatboy Slims cover of "Take yo' praise" by Camille Yarborough,which of course he did as "Praise you". biggrin
Many covers are crap though since they add nothing to the song or totally fuck it up:-see some dickheads ruinous version of Hall&Oates "Out of touch" as a prime example. mad :x :x
I'm night manager for a fruit&veg wholesaler.I really wanted to be a brain surgeon but was told my hands were too delicate. :shock: confused surprised