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andytf
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Oxfordshire

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How about 8 hours sleep and dreaming of sex for 8 hours. you might be mentally exhausted but hey your fav position, fantasy or sheep (for those inclined) could be acted out! Perfect
I crave 8 hours with one and only get 10 minutes with the other. What to do to get the balance right? wink
Oh that sounds lovely; I wish I was a curly wurly - apart from the freezer bit! Same M.O. with a fudge or flake - both quite capable of taste bud tickling I believe. rotflmao
Hi Saffy and :welcome:
Mmmm - yes it does need some more thought. Are you saying there is something else out there than can tickle the taste buds?! Perhaps a curly wurly - I think that's what they call them? :P
Think of it in a positive way by changing the inflection "is that IT" or increasing the angle of the dangle-both should work for an improved outcome. Or if all else fails go back to choc and beverages again. biggrin
I've been experimenting with chili choc and all different types of beverages. Merlot is the best closely followed by Earl Grey, but at that tea-choc comb stage - having gone through my drinks cabinet - I think I was definately on a Whargh Hup ride - def no Woo Hoo or Whey Hey!
Oops Sorry Woo Hoo. How about Wha Hey? Probly means something like my "Cock has shrunk in the wash! biggrin redface
Given all the attention WOO HOO is getting I think I must change my name; eat lots of G&B chili Choc and put my arms around a Merlot - perfect nigh! :P
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'