genuine, random, chuckling, respectful, turn up when i say i turn up..single male!!

i am not italian (unless my mother still refusing to tell me) but i will from any country if you got a cute smile and a nice pair tits

i want a 'born to perv' badge for xmas

if you know any 6' swedish blonde twins send them my way nudge nudge wink wink

just don't get distracted whilst cooking red cabbage....

hate cinemas, especially ones that you pay tenner and get asked to behave....

i will shave when i want to shave!! you want me smooth you can have me smooth! (downstairs always smooth!)

what else is there you would like to know? ;-)