Quote by mistress_sassy
I'm having a crisis! Don't know wether to be a cop or a robber
Bet u look great whatever u decided to wear
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Quote by kazswallows
How many are getting ready for the munch and going in fancy dress:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
How many robbers gonna have there bits done hehehehehehehehe????????????
How many coppers out there ????????
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me me babe1....I'm dressing up, :giggle: :giggle:
Doing a little research, dont the police have badge numbers as well, suppose in the
interest of fair play they could have a tattoo as well
:lol: :lol: :lol:Bet u will look really sexy in that outfit u showed me. Way to go girl :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by kazswallows
Well after the success of the red/white/blue nail polish at the Notts munch judging by the long queue Pebbles and I had waiting we have come up with an idea for this munch.
Before I tell you what it is I just want to say in no shape or form will Pebbles and I enjoy this task
All robbers and captured robbers (convicts) are given a serial number at the police station, there fore we have decided that it our duty as officers of the law to give out those numbers, we are bringing a (washable) tattoo kit, we beleive that these numbers need to be painted on each and every robber and our chosen place to brand these numbers is on your :moon:(but feel free to offer a differant part of your anatomy ;)).
We will be available throughout the evening to perform this hideous and horrible task :giggle: :giggle:
We are only offering to do this to save anyone else having to do this disgusting but essential task.
We will grit our teeth and give you as much dignity as we can. This service is offered out of the goodness of our hearts and not as a pervy excercise at all
Therefore anyone who requires our services during the night will be treated with the respect they deserve as captured criminals
We as officers of the law do solomnly promise on our badges not to enjoy this task that has been placed with us
kaz and pebbles
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Bet u got some interesting places to stick these Tattoo on hehehehe :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Might come up with a prize for the most interesting place u can put a tattoo on :mrgreen:
So dont be shy folks these ladies will be doing a great job :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
In the name of law and order of course
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Quote by Alex_Female
Oooooerrrrr all these celebrations ..................... it's my birthday near the Munch as well
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Taninaxxx
and my birthday too
U brave lady hehehehe admitting its your birthday. So your up for a little game nothing 2 daring lol
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:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by freckledbird
No, only that if they weren't members they wouldn't be allowed.
Moot point anyway, as Babe1 already closed the list and the reserve list.
I do need to know who people are before i will give invites out. If u want to pm with the details if u dont want to say in the main thread thats ok. Invites are only to members of the site. I have closed the list but if u want to pm thats ok
Frecklebird is only trying to be helpfull with u2
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Quote by blonde
oi linnets cpl...less of the old lol..harmless maybe ......
just watch that babe 1 ..she was after my banana last time lol
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David you were offering your banana to all the girlies !!! lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxYes he was all nite
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Its so st8 David48 banana its unbelieveable pmsl
:wink: :wink: :wink: Waiting to see if David48 can manage it again
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lolQuote by davidn48
oi linnets cpl...less of the old lol..harmless maybe ......
just watch that babe 1 ..she was after my banana last time lol
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hehehehehehe yep u got me i like straight bananas and u deffo had a straight 1 last time.
So keep it as straight as u can pmsl
so got your card marked for this time
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Quote by postie
oh no your not going an all are ya Postie?
You owe me a badge anyways if you do
Badge? Badge? hmmmm , did i nick one of yours??? :lol:
U Badge maker? or a Badge nicker? u could be just the man am looking for hehehhe
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Nope not a badge maker.... i think i may have nicked lucyweebaps badge... though i don't think i did, because i know i ended up with tanina's badge... and the barmaid ended up with mine....
It's a kind of tradition of mine, to swap a badge by the end of the night... or else i end up with a collection of badges that all say "postie".. ..
Lol what u like hehehehehe
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Quote by smokerjim
Glad to be of assistance - and remember when she is vociferous at you two having the temerity to have a sex life at you age (?), just inform her that woment tend to hit their sexual peak in their 40's. Please let me know if her face drops like a lead balloon!
Must be it then almost in our 40's hehehehehehe
and yes i met u both at the notts munch i think lol
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I don't know if we were introduced ( sorry can't remember
) but I would hope to see you both at Leicester?No we wasnt introduced saw a very wobbly pairthat looked a happy pair hehehehe yes see u at Leicester lol
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Quote by smokerjim
Glad to be of assistance - and remember when she is vociferous at you two having the temerity to have a sex life at you age (?), just inform her that woment tend to hit their sexual peak in their 40's. Please let me know if her face drops like a lead balloon!
Must be it then almost in our 40's hehehehehehe
and yes i met u both at the notts munch i think lol
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Quote by smokerjim
My Kids think once yr over 25 years old yr passed it and shouldnt be doing it. (there both teenagers). If they catch us even kissing daughter goes mad. Cause she says we too old and shouldnt be allowed at our ages . pmsl
We have to wait while there out of the house now. makes it hard on a night time but still do it pmsl. but quietly lol
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On her 16th birthday, make sure the other kids are out or having sleep overs, and with just you and Mr Babe1 have the noisiest sex you can manage - even if she bursts in and interrupts you, it will be worth it for her reaction ( Over 25's having sex? NOOOOOOOO! Mum and Dad doing it? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! )
Yes I have a sick sense of humour, when you meet smoking muff, you will understand ( and sympathise )!
Great idea
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only 10 months to wait till shes 16 pmsl
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My Kids think once yr over 25 years old yr passed it and shouldnt be doing it. (there both teenagers). If they catch us even kissing daughter goes mad. Cause she says we too old and shouldnt be allowed at our ages . pmsl
We have to wait while there out of the house now. makes it hard on a night time but still do it pmsl. but quietly lol
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We have to wait while there out of the house now. makes it hard on a night time but still do it pmsl. but quietly lol
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Quote by freckledbird
Hi Can you put me on the reseve list for the yorkshire munch
2 places please 1 for me and 1 for mrs bi guy notts
Cheers
love to se the shocked faces on a few if we turn up
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I'm intrigued now - why would they be shocked ????
Me 2 is there something we should know hehehehe we all friends together lol
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Quote by Bi-Guy-Notts
Hi Can you put me on the reseve list for the yorkshire munch
2 places please 1 for me and 1 for mrs bi guy notts
Cheers
love to se the shocked faces on a few if we turn up
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Hi u2
Yr on the reserve list let u know if a place comes available as soon as possible
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:) :) :) :) :) :) Quote by kizzy2
Kizzy got told off by babe1 for asking someone to vouch for her before she knew all about being vouched properly etc, so now not allowed to go. After looking at all those past munch pics though think we have had a lucky escape..................don't think we would have got out of there alive............have a nice time guys but you lot are too hardened for us!!!!!
Munchs are not scary places they have some of the nicest geniune people i come across and its not full of harden swingers either. Just fun people having a fun evening. But what u did was out of order trying to get others to lie for u. As i said in my pm to u. But not getting into arguements with u over it explained in my pm why i withdraw your invite. Not the done thing.
So i hope u find what u are looking for happy swinging.
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Quote by postie
oh no your not going an all are ya Postie?
You owe me a badge anyways if you do
Badge? Badge? hmmmm , did i nick one of yours??? :lol:
U Badge maker? or a Badge nicker? u could be just the man am looking for hehehhe
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hi everyone
The Yorkshire Munch is now closed due to the room size and cant take anymore on the list cause of the function room size. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
So if anyone else wants to come along I am now starting a reserve guest list. If anyone drops out of the main guess list there places will be given to the first person on the resevre guest list
Would love to keep taking names but it not possible cause of the room size gone a little over already :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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The Yorkshire Munch is now closed due to the room size and cant take anymore on the list cause of the function room size. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
So if anyone else wants to come along I am now starting a reserve guest list. If anyone drops out of the main guess list there places will be given to the first person on the resevre guest list
Would love to keep taking names but it not possible cause of the room size gone a little over already
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