We have decided that we would like to look for a regular play friend who can also come to eurekas with us as well and enjoy the fun there as well as at home (if you have no attentions of going there thou then please don't mail).

Would like to meet for a coffee first to see how we click as there is nothing worse then not getting on :)

Not into young boys so please don't mail if under 40 it will be your waste of time it will just be deleted

Please include a FACE pic all this balony about youre jobs preventing you or you are on an ipad or phone and cannot upload one is rubbish, put the pic in private and send your pics by email, this site can not make it any easier for you! we wont even bother replying to you if you have no pic.

Please read profile and see you at the end !!! :)

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Hi Guys

Thank you for looking at our profile but if you want a size 10 then stop reading now as mrs b is sexy and curvy and has them wobbly bits lol but great tits (.) (.) and mr b is very straight.

Still here ok here goes then lol.

We would like to meet a guy in the age range of 40 - 50 (any one younger please don't send mail) you won't get a reply...

We do have face pics which are in our private gallery so we will send them to the right people :)

Please include a pic (not a cock pic) why all u men have to send cock pics I don't know I mean us girls do like some things left as a surprise lol, I wont even bother replying to winks if you cant be bothered to put a sentence together why should we bother with a reply and no 1 liners like do you want a fuck ( I do of course otherwise wouldn't be on this site) lol.

Will always reply to mail you send even if it's a no thanks.

We both reply to mails and use this account and Mrs B won't play alone so it's not worth even asking.

Not into phone sex or sending pics all the time although do like 2 text keep in touch and phone calls.

Not into black or coloured sorry but that's just me don't mean to offend just like the good old white guys lol.

We do smoke but are very considerate when others who don't are around.

We can accommodate as well as I have no ties other then work, no screaming kids to put up with lol.

Please don't just send friend invites if i don't know you, what's point of sending them willy nilly to people you don't know.

Sorry profile is to the point but it's not good pussy footing around might as well say it as it is :)

Have some sexy fun and get in touch.

Barny xx