I want to write a load of 'my wife doesn't understand me and I want to get a bit more adventurous' blah, but it wouldn't really be true. I haven't managed to persuade her to get involved in anything at all out of the ordinary, so think I need to start the journey on my own.

I'm looking for a couple or a straight female to help guide me on my way - I'd love to play 'found with some bloke from the pub', 'naughty neighbours' or 'discovered with his best mate'. I'm not a complete arse - honest!