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23 Sep 2005

You sir are a very perceptive person while everybody else was thinking of ...Knightsbridge ...Park Lane ...possibly.... Regent St ..for the best nightclub in London you have hit the nail right on the head and remember as a single man you only pay Â£50 and a couple is Â£35 very reasonable for the best nightclub in London ....but I think that is a bit steep for a shed in the arsehole of nowhere
and as you will see from the links on their site to all the transvestites ...unless you like your women with a 9''clitoris and a hairy arse give this one a wide berth
In all honestly I have seen some rubbish posted on websites about luxurious surroundings and Liberal embellishment ...but to refer to this tumbledown shack as the best nightclub in London is really one of the ..''best ones I've heard in some time''
The only thing that has changed from when you remember is you cannot get a drink There which was probably the only good thing about it back in the sixties... lol

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23 Sep 2005

Now that can't possibly be correct.... wink

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The Hellfire Club is not just a swingers club, it is also one of the best night clubs in Londonwell if you call a old snooker hall without a licence hidden up a dark alley that holds top whack 30 people...... one of the best nightclubs in London.. this country is in a lot worse state than I thought it was...
now the bit about being custom-built is probably true....''The Hellfire Club hosts adult parties at its custom built club in London.''... the only thing about those premises that were custom-built was the bits they had to be rebuilt to stop it falling down
Come and try the oldest and the best Swingers Club in England.... how can it be the oldest swingers club in England when it only just started.. what could possibly make it the best..!
probably what they meant to say was ..they have the best oldest swingers in England going there..!!!.... lol

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19 Sep 2005

We are somewhat getting getting off the subject
the Bill is to stop violent images associated we sexual acts and for some reason they have thrown in necrophilia for good measure
but there does not seem to be any Lobley to stop violent images
the point is it only when its associated with sex and that the bit that I object to
as with my previous examples the violent images and acts seemed to be perfectly acceptable but the objection comes when it involves sex
as much as I sympathise with the victims who have been attacked and sexual violence has been used towards them the perpetrators of such crimes have to come up with some excuse what drove them to such extreme violence
well what better excuse than to say it was pornography that drove them to it because it's just about the only argument that they can come up which is not their fault and makes it the fault of the society that allows such material to be viewed
this makes it the perfect excuse it's not their fault they've been the victims of these images.... what a load of bollocks and as usual everybody has to suffer for the sake of a few... rolleyes

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16 Sep 2005

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...good spot Bigslut, but it's worth noting that all films released in the UK are classified in some way and this one theoretically should not be viewed by under 18's. The problem is that images like these (& worse) on the internet are not regulated and can be accessed easily by minors, I guess that's one of the reasons the state is considering getting involved in internet censorship.

Well most people think that everything we see is censored ....but in fact the same programme that was rated at 18 was shown on the television after the watershed
the BBC or any independent broadcaster is not restrained by the British Board of Film censors they are constrained by the IBA it would be impractical for a broadcaster to obtain a British Board of Film censors Certificate on every item transmitted
it would delay the news for a start by several weeks in fact most broadcasters are not restrained but if they do break the guidelines they can be penalised after the event
so we are not protected on what we seen television and there should be no censorship on the net in fact the freedom to express one's views are parts of the Human Rights Act that were always hearing about and how we should never allow our human right to be interfered with censorship is doing it all the time....

15 Sep 2005

what do you make of this..
I have just watched a video in which three people urinate over one another.. one man has a shit in a bowl and gives it to another person to eat
a burning wooden taper is put into the end of the men's penis and set fire to till it burns him.......... right I will not go on explaining everything that occurs in this video because obviously it would be illegal.... well no it is not... and not only that it has been given a British Board of Film censors Certificate and ''surprise surprise'' it's not R18
no this film has been given an 18 Certificate..!!!
could this possibly be true oh yes it's true... the film is dirty Sanchez...bar code 612154... .. for you disbelievers
you see all these actions would not be allowed in a sex film ..but you can show it at other times as long as it doesn't involve sex
so you can see exactly the same so-called depravity in one context and is perfectly all right then the moment you introduce the word ''SEX'' it all becomes different for some reason .....because all these decisions are made for political reasons if these acts are socially unacceptable then that's one argument but to say they are socially unacceptable only when they include sex is ridiculous.... rolleyes

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13 Sep 2005

After years of research there is still no firm evidence to suggest that violence in the Cinema or on the television or on the internet encourages people to behave in a violent way.... you see the irony is you can have a film portraying someone going berserk with a machine gun or chopping people's fingers off as in ''men on fire'' and it is perfectly all right for people to watch such violent and sum of these films you do not even need to 18
But the minute you introduce the word sex... it all becomes a different ball game
you see it is always this double standard... be as violent as you like... machine gun thousands of people... use a samurai swords to slowly cut up your victims and while they are still alive of course.. no problem... the kids love it ...But the minute you mention sex or enjoying yourself through some perverse practice that could be labelled as sex
you'll have every religious group in the country trying to ban it.......
and remember you can sell anything using sex as long as it's not ''SEX''... sad

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12 Sep 2005

On a much more serious note
never use any glass object because if it breaks you have got a really serious problem especially if it up your bum
never use thin wall glass objects such as fluorescent tubes... light bulbs ... etc
and wine bottles can get smaller chips around the neck when it you open them
if you don't notice the chip it can cause internal scarring and if a small piece of glass breaks off... will we won't even go down that road
another one to watch out for is leaving batteries in vibrators for long periods of time
if the batteries leek they contain corrosive chemicals which can play havoc with your wet bits... and if you think cystitis is painful wait if you fill your box with a load of corrosive chemicals...

12 Sep 2005

I always shave my cunt..... he likes a shave head . lol

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12 Sep 2005

I have been going to the couple's club for years and you always get lots of action and all the people are so very friendly
it really is one of the cheapest clubs at Â£10 for a couple Saturday night and drinks at below pub prices.. but it's not easy to get in because you usually have to been nominated by an existing member... but it's a great club.. lol

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9 Aug 2005

Rio's is not a club it is open to anyone with the entrance fee
best swingers club in north London covering all aspects in my opinion
can be found by typing into google ''couples club london''
that speaks for itself the club doesn't advertise ... yet its rated so highly on any search engine.. singles and couples night.. fetish.. TV.. you name it.. they do it.... wink

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27 Jul 2005

a hole..

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27 Jul 2005

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to the last letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time? ..... rolleyes

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27 Jul 2005

yes...

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27 Jul 2005

A 31" x 31" square metal plate needs to be fixed by a carpenter on to a wooden board. The carpenter uses nails all along the edges of the square such that there are 32 nails on each side of the square. Each nail is at the same distance from the neighboring nails. How many nails does the carpenter use? .... rolleyes

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25 Jul 2005

I had a boyfriend who has ''Titanic'' tattooed on his cock because he thought i would keep going down on him...What a plum.. redface

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25 Jul 2005

Why is their only one Monopolies Commission...!!!!,,, rolleyes

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25 Jul 2005

I have an electric operated vacuum pump this continuous sucks and can give you love bite type marks.. and can pull my clit out like a ''blind cobbler's thumb'' in 10 minutes isn't it marvellous the high technology we have today... :shock:

25 Jul 2005

Your star sign has the same effect on your swinging activities as it has on the rest of your life ..... ''nothing what so ever''

25 Jul 2005

How many times has this question being asked
I have seen clubs packed to capacity and not a thing happened
some of the best action orientated night are when it's quiet.
if we had a crystal ball we would only go out when the clubs were busy
I suppose you can infer from that it would increase the amount of time the clubs were quiet...
if that's the case you will probably only be able to go out Saturday night
as most of the leading clubs could not survive on one night only
that would shut all the club's down ..!!
the club scene has been affected by the recession in the same way as the high-street shops clubbers have overspent on their credit cards now short of funds and do not go out so often because clubs are quieter regulars attend less frequently and so.. we on on the slippery slope ....support your clubs and they've be there for you.... wink

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25 Jul 2005

This is a question often raised
if I can give an example what are the rules for walking down the street
try not to make a nuisance of yourself
follow the signs
do not cross the road without looking both ways( don't do anything dangerous)
in short the rules are obvious human nature is the same if you are in a club or in the street people do not change just because they are in a sex club respected the rights of the people around you and behave in a reasonable manner
if you find someone offensive report it to the club management they want to know --- enough complaints will ban this type of people
there are many clubs advertised and many have reviews
clubs that advertise heavily ''need to'' and many of the reviews are contrived by club organisers or friends
you can only learn by your mistakes ask the advice of experience swingers at clubs or on the Net
do not pay exorbitant membership fees on not the promise of what to come... wink

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25 Jul 2005

Once defragment has taken place this involves the reshuffling of files and writing over existing areas chances are your pictures have gone but try the software I have recommended it is free from PC World if you get them back good luck i suspect you will not.... :cry:

25 Jul 2005

Report the fault to BT it sounds as if you have a fault on your line

25 Jul 2005

Erotica has fallen into the same trap as most other advertised event there's only so much you can talk about or show before some one at the '' local authority''....( if you're confused that the shit heads at the council ) wants to put a stop to it ...as if people buying a ticket to a sex festival are likely to be shocked by what goes on.. it took them two weeks of arguing last year to get an erotic dance licence and then they decided the strippers had to keep their underwear on ...in case it shocked anybody... you see more Fanny at the Motor Show... if it hadn't been called erotica you could have done what ever you liked.... mad

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25 Jul 2005

I always open my door in my nighty ... but people usually say..
''what a strange place to have a door''.... :shock:

25 Jul 2005

The fantasy cinema is in City Road halfway between Angel and and Old Street on the left opposite the old children's hospital before the canal bridge
it has been that their years... 98 per cent men mostly from the city after work rarely visited by couples or women ,,, confused

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in pretty poor state of repair though things may change possible refurbishment
yes there is a cinema in King's Cross it called something like abucat for some reason best known to itself it's about 100 yards back from the Flying Scotsman a well-known strip pub this cinema is a little cleaner than the first but far quieter
they is a cinema in Soho I think it used to be the old Paul Raymond revue Bar up the walk way at the side of Madam Jo-Jo's
they used to Be a a cinema club in curtain row near Old Street roundabout but that's closed down now
but there is a club in north-east London the Unicorn Club which is on every Thursday and this definitely attract couples and single ladies has films and a small gangbang much more upmarket and i think you can find it on the fetishLondon website as their second venue
I have found all the venues mentioned reasonably priced some are free for couples and definitely for single women though many of the cinema type of clubs are unsuitable for single ladies ... you will be mopped in a masturbation frenzy which fucks my hairdo up no end ...but the Unicorn Club does have some control ... and women staff
all between Â£10...Â£15 some membership free others small fee ... lol

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the one good thing about the fantasy cinema is you can re enter any day that week once you have payed,,, but I think you will find that one visit a week is enough...!!!.. :lol:

25 Jul 2005

There is some good news and bed news.... :shock:
there is available commercial software that will allow the recovery of your pictures they are still on the hard drive but could be over written at any time..... lol

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but the bad news is it depends on how long ago this happen
basically when you empty your recycle Bin you are giving windows permission to over write that area... :cry:
as long as the information has not been over written it still there and you have not defragmented the hard drive and the hard drive is of sufficient size as to avoid frequent overwriting ''you may'' be able to recover your pictures.
if this event as happened recently ... do not use the machine ..
there is available on the Net free software that will allow you to permanenty remove or restore deleted file....
try the link provided...
this this link is removed then PM for more details..... biggrin

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25 Jul 2005

I was at club domina last Sunday and one gentleman had he ass fisted by three young lady at the same time... rolleyes

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save me typing it again ..''I refer you to the statement I made some moments ago''
all of the girls had their arms into the elbows....
and you thought you were married to a big asshole.. some fetish yeah.. :shock:

25 Jul 2005

Just remember you are a small cog in a large machine called ''the economy''
if you were not in debt you would lose the incentives to ''work'' so to insure you always work the government will juggle the '' interest rate '' with the help of the banks to insure that any disposable income you have is recirculated into the economy... houses are a big problem for governments they tie up large quantity of the economy and allows the average working person to accumulate large quantities of asset that can be liquidated readily without paying interest to the government.. this upset their books and in a few years' time governments will stop you passing on your property without paying some heavy duty... probably 50 per cent in the tax... in short you are a slave to the economy..!!
but rest assured they are spending your money wisely by giving it to any... Tom ..Dick or Harry who happens to walk into the country and hold out his hand.... confused

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25 Jul 2005

I follow my instincts all the time and that's what got me into a lot of trouble
because alcohol content tends to affect judgment ..my advice is
sit down .... count to 10 .... think about it.... ''then jump up and kick him right in the balls''.. :shock:

25 Jul 2005

Insider a rubbish skip used for wastepaper disposal ...very comfortable ...and give you something to wipe your ass on ''very convenient''... lol

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