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bikerdave
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bikerdave
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one skin two skin three skin four.
that did get shown on telly. lol :lol: :lol:
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bikerdave
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winston comes home from school. and says i have the biggest cock in my class. is it cause i is black. mother replys no its cause your nineteen you fuckin retard.
i found it funny lol
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bikerdave
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good luck. hope it all goes well and people tell the manager how good you relax and enjoy xxxx
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bikerdave
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Quote by Rainbows
I can't make up my mind between the 20' and the 60's. I am a 60's baby and have always had a fascination with the late 60's flower child period (hence arriving in San Francisco a few years ago and not even stopping till i was at the Haight Ashbury). But I also have a keen interest in all things 20's
Can i have two trips back please? smile
ok just for you
so it looks like so far the 60s win.
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bikerdave
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Quote by Sexysteph
Obviously it's something you have never experienced so why call it weird? Would you think Bukkake is weird too.?
Steph xx
what is bukkake
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bikerdave
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Quote by VenusnMars
Sometimes you people scare the shit of of me, you really do :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
iam with venus here :shock:
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bikerdave
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what era would you like to go to. myself i would like to sample the 60s.
less trafic,good music, lovely skirts, good cars, and this country actually made and jobs galore.
what about you
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bikerdave
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
loon :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon:
a tile short of a roof
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bikerdave
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Quote by GenHertsCpl
OOOOOOOOOOOOOh, nuts oh hazelnuts! Cadburys taken em and they cover them in chocolate! :karaoke:
Yep im a Hazelnut, description sounds like me too! lol
give your age away
mine is fig tree most of it is spot on. biggrin
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bikerdave
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dude,babe,man, are we living in a holwood film get a life mate .and stop using those silly kiddy words. if you are a doorman grow up and act like one
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:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
nobody wants me. :cry: :cry: :cry: what is wrong with me. :cry: :cry: am i freek.
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bikerdave
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Quote by marmalaid
i i wont eat it they also use that additive in floor polish wtf , you are what you eat as they say minging
thats why we all get walked on buy the goverment.
Why, do you eat tarmac?no but the additive is in floor tarmac.
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bikerdave
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Quote by rachel-lane
i i wont eat it they also use that additive in floor polish wtf , you are what you eat as they say minging
thats why we all get walked on buy the goverment.
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bikerdave
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Quote by Vix
My 8 yr old daughter.
She makes us coffee and brings it in. She gets herself and her (older) brother breakfast, feeds the cat and makes sure that she and her bro have everything ready for school.
Then she comes and gets my mug and refills it, then she shouts "TIME TO GO!" and tells me off for not having got meself out of bed yet.
I swear she's not one of mine.
makes me wanna have kids.
NO! Do what Reese did and get a few when they're past 'baby' borrow my sisters. i can give them back then when they get on my nerves.
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bikerdave
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Quote by Vix
My 8 yr old daughter.
She makes us coffee and brings it in. She gets herself and her (older) brother breakfast, feeds the cat and makes sure that she and her bro have everything ready for school.
Then she comes and gets my mug and refills it, then she shouts "TIME TO GO!" and tells me off for not having got meself out of bed yet.
I swear she's not one of mine.
makes me wanna have kids.
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