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billy__bigbollocks
Over 90 days ago
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We are thinking of going away to the coast for a few days and are looking to probably hire a static van somewhere.
Are there any doggers about who have a local caravan park that they visit looking for open curtains & bare flesh?
We aren't looking for any personal involvement, but it would be exciting to think someone was peeking in quietly from outside.
PM off board if you prefer
Jomu's reply made me laugh.
A friend of mine once commented on having fun in his car with his wife to be near Gloucester (top of the hill, great views, you know the place)
Anyway he said his wife to be had a leg out of each window of his soft top MG Midget when he spotted an old fella watching in the bushes.
He called out "hello" to which the bloke starting babbling about UFO's and "their already here you know", before wondering off.
My friend just assumed he was a bit loopy....I assumed he was a rather well versed dogger, well prepared for getting caught with his "I'm loopy & harmless, just ignore me routine"
Anyone want to start some evening school classes for would be Doggers? lol
The good news is I know 2 girls who fit the description perfectly and who, with a little encouragement are intrested in your proposal.
The bad news is they live 2 miles from your "exclusion zone" and therefore don't qualify for your kind offer.
Ah well, there's always your right hand lol
Well it looks like being the best sunny weekend of the year so far so were heading off to Borth tomorrow for a day at the sea.
I wonder whether there will be any head bobbers in the dunes this time cool
Thank you jomu,
you have explained quite clearly why me and my better half knocked it on the head.
Just wasn't worth the hassle and certainly wasn't fun.
Whatever next?...As well as the buger van, perhaps we can have a "live cam" straight from the car park.
The lazy b***tards won't even have to leave the house then lol
I note the words "out of the blue" and say that is closer to the truth.
I have know a number of keen watchers around the county over the years and the consensus as always been; yes the odd "out of the blue couple", or the odd "unsuspecting couple", but nothing you would call regular or organised.
Still can't fault your effort, did you need an oxygen mask up there lol