Hi there! thanks for taking the time to read my little old profile. I'm a 39 yr old male, 6ft brown eyes medium build. I'm looking to inject some more fun into my manic life, and yes I am a glutten for punishment but not in a sexual way . I'm a typical scorpio read into that what you will, and am very open minded about most things in life (as long as you don't make me wear a nappy and want me to call you mum ma) .Life is like a bowl of cherries sometimes it's pot luck if you get a sweet one! if your looking for good conversation and a laugh at the lighter side of life drop me a mail.....you never know my dry sence of humour might make you smile! I can travel and spend time in the North East & Yorkshire every week so travel and accomidation is no probem. I do not post pictures on my profile due to the nature of my job and not wanting to pay out money to trumatised victims! but do have them to exchange on request but you better have a strong stomach lining you have been warned, and no they are not all of my cock but there again make sure your dinner is digested lol Go on drop me a line my sense of humour might just make you laugh or cry .. / messenger on request. I'm a stupid scotman,but there again all men are stupid,the other's just havn't worked that out yet!!!... thanks for reading.