*If we haven't replied to you in the last few weeks,apologies,please send the message again,think we have deleted some messages by mistake*

WE SMOKE,DONT LIKE GROSSLY OVERWEIGHT,NO PHOTOS NO REPLY,NO SINGLE GUYS,WE WILL FIND YOU.

The first line is all some of you seem to read so hopefully that will save us from wasting our time replying to so many who,if you had read our profile would have concluded that we would not have a fun time together. Arrgh!!!!!!

Sorry,we used to think people were rude on here ranting and complaining,but we too are now fed up with with some of the all know how difficult it is to meet another couple where allfour will get looks at the text first,then the photos.I admit,typical bloke,I look at the photos first,but at least I do read the profile,and if they are into different things or dont match I dismiss them,no matter how horny I think the female is supposed to be fun for all,so come on fellas please read the profile as well.

Brian is 49, 6'2, med build & st8. I,(Kay), am 44, 5'4, size 12/14 & very are not body perfect but feel we scrub up are both naturists and have a very private garden.

We're not into anything weird & wonderful -We are very easy going, enjoy a drink and a laugh, taking nothing too seriously - pretty normal people really!

Our ideal evening would be to meet a couple, have a few drinks and lots of laughs. If everyone's happy, perhaps strip poker, girls playing,we've both had the 'snip' so full swap - just going with the flow if everyone's prefers fairly well endowed,and quality not quantity,or a bloke who comes after ten minutes and can repeat once or twice than someone who wants to shag for six hours are both shaved where it matters and prefer others the same,or at least very shortly trimmed. We love watching each other having fun, taking photos / videos - but are open to others ,Kay especially,likes to be able to fuck,gets frustrated else!

We would expect to see photos of both and swap phone numbers to confirm all are genuine.

Please note if we cannot see some form of sensible photo of BOTH of you and an indication of what you like we dont see how we can decide whether we want to meet you and so will just press delete,we think thats it saves time,grossly overweight does not do it for us,and Kay dont like beards{or rather the rash they give her!)

We prefer to accommodate but can travel.

If you like what you've seen and heard, we hope to hear from you soon.

Brian & Kay x

ps;if you have no intention of meeting or dont match our profile please leave us a 2 fingered typist it takes ages to reply to messages!

(profile updated Nov 2011)