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c_queen
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
UK

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cornucopia derives from "horn of plenty" which almost describes me to a t
but i prefer to slip it into sentances such as
"I had a cornucopia of cunts today"
All my favourite words end in "us" (well most of them)
Sumptuous
Voluptuous
Curvaceous
Strap -on
:notes: :twisted:
if its a private party your looking for, are you looking for someone to take you?
musketeer; there has always been a fine line between intense pleasure and a little bit of pain, the two are not mutually exclusive. I have always found pleasure in giving and receiving oral sex whilst having a mouth full of extra strong mints, the same sensation can be gained from a mouthful of ice cubes (but they hurt my teeth). i find the "extra strong" heat factor particularly acute around my bumhole redface with the sensation heightened if you or your partner gently blow on the area being licked/sucked or generally slobbered over. Each to their own i suppose, it ahs got to be better than the raljex or freshly cut chilli sensation, but i am intrigued by the root ginger, my woory is retreiving it if things get out of hand
Christ on a bike, thats twice Ive been in that bluddy chatroom and both times its broke, and i was only pushing some buttons and twiddling the big nobs.
Quote by davej
was that me that broke it? It was my first time in there and I was just pushing somewons buttons, when it crashed. What do we do, do we call the AA man to come with his big spanner?

:kick: take that, first time in and you go fuck it up. :shock: ..now get your arse down the shop and buy some super glue to put it back together again, I've enough to do without trying to control all them loony chatters that wil come in here.
c'mon......hurry up!
I will not take orders from a lemon wiff a spikey hairdoo, i would consider it if you were a rather large banana. Anyway, I may have broke it but I am sure there is a MAN around here somewhere that can fix it, thats what they are for...do you know any?
I will have you know I'm a pineapple....a far superior fruit.
As it happens I could go and fix it but I've a sock draw to go and sort out right now. I will have a puggle with a screw driver round about Wednesday.
the pineapple may be superior to the lowley and greatly misunderstood lemon, yet it will never beat my melons
Quote by davej
was that me that broke it? It was my first time in there and I was just pushing somewons buttons, when it crashed. What do we do, do we call the AA man to come with his big spanner?

:kick: take that, first time in and you go fuck it up. :shock: ..now get your arse down the shop and buy some super glue to put it back together again, I've enough to do without trying to control all them loony chatters that wil come in here.
c'mon......hurry up!
I will not take orders from a lemon wiff a spikey hairdoo, i would consider it if you were a rather large banana. Anyway, I may have broke it but I am sure there is a MAN around here somewhere that can fix it, thats what they are for...do you know any?
was that me that broke it? It was my first time in there and I was just pushing somewons buttons, when it crashed. What do we do, do we call the AA man to come with his big spanner?