Is there anything going on in west sussex tonight? Tried last night but couldn't find anything.
We are a M/F couple and two male 'friends'. NOT single guys looking for fun.
Who was the country singer who re-invented himself as a rock ballad man, even down to changing name, hair cut and voice and commited commercial suicide? His name's on the tip of my tongue....
You left out the complimentary "Congratulations you're no longer a virgin" cigarette.
Because everyone smokes a tab after they have sex. ;)
Flavoured condoms are lies!
Tthey all just taste of rubber, I think scented would be a better name for them. But that wouldn't really help sales would it. ;)
There's a difference between someone posting about wanting to arrange something for that night and someone posting saying "Help me I'm a virgin".
I don't think age has anything to do with it either. You'll notice that it doesn't matter if you're 18 or 50, if you post a one liner sounding like someone who hasn't seen a woman in five years you're not likely to get any replies. Well, any positive ones anyway. ;)
...And that reply really did the treat. After running a quick poll I can tell you that people no longer think you're underage but also think you're no longer desperate. ;)
Darn, looks like I missed this one...
Maybe next time. ;) PM me if you're interested in putting those stockings on again.
Typical, I was out and about yesterday and missed this post.
Oh well, next time ;)
Eek... I guess it does.
Hopefully next time I'll find a gen couple ;)
I've spoken to three couples so far.
Two of them turned out to be single men. At what point did they think they could get away with it? When we met would they go "Sorry about lying about having a wife..... Fancy giving me a blowjob?" ;)
I suggest taking a little more time about what you post and where, people are less inclined to reply to one liners that don't come across all together positive.
Don't take this the wrong way mate, but you do kind of come across as a little agressive. If you take the time to get to know some people I'm sure you'llhave more luck. ;)
Hmmm....
I'm so happy with my current sleep patern I think I'm putting off having kids (which will inevitably grow into teenagers) until I'm in my thirties I think.
....Second thought make that fourties. ;)
Hi!
I'm new here as well, I hope our paths cross *Cough!* at some point. ;)
Too True.
Plus for years to come you won't have a great story about losing your virginity to look back on.