Here are some things you should know about me.(stellen)

1) I look younger then I actually am due to sleeping in a tupperware container

2) I consider myself to be sophisticated and always wear a tuxedo whilst dining out

3) Can talk utter drivel

write me : add 20 to bracket , at any of the big two place here in

The last time I tried to be cool I stepped in a lump of dog shit, so now I don't bother. I like to think of myself as anti cool.

Do a search for me in the forum to see my occasional unfunny contribution and PM me.

You probably can't see the photo which I have posted. I have got some, honest but they never seem to get shown, which is a bit of a pisser when you are a full member