Hi, we are a happily married couple who enjoy spicing up our sex life with the occasional meet with sexy uninhibited people. We're friendly, we like a laugh and we don't bite (unless you ask nicely).

We're no supermodels and don't expect you to be either, but weight in rough proportion to height is a good start! If you are a super-model, disregard the last sentence! We don't have a huge amount of spare time so may not be able to arrange to meet immediately.

Whilst we have done this once or twice before we don't consider ourselves to be experts by any stretch of the imagination.

So if you think we might fit the bill for what you are looking for please drop us a line and we'll see where it goes from there!

Major turn-offs: One liners along the lines of "I'm here, wanna shag?"; messages from people our age or thereabouts which read like a 13 year old txting their m8 - call us old fashioned but we give extra brownie points to people who know how to use capital letters and punctuation!!! (We'll forgive the odd typo, hey, we're human too :-) )

Major turn-ons: People with a good sense of humour with whom we can have a glass of wine (or two) and a good natter before who knows what??? People who can say what they want (or at least give a good hint).

Probably going to struggle to meet this side of New Year as family descending on us in great droves but we can at least get the ball rolling with a conversation.

Unlike some on this site, we are totally genuine and are happy to speak on phone or cam to prove it. We don't "perform" on cam - would rather do it in person.

Please drop us a line if you think we might fit in with what you're looking for, but please also look at what we're looking for before you do to make sure that it at least has a chance of working!!!