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Quote by neilinleeds
Undoing bras . . . .

that's me fucked then? sad
. . . whilst blindfolded

:shock: :shock: :shock:
bollox!
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;)
Maybe this will help with your training,1)put your arm round the back of your lover ,2)take hold of bra strap catch with hand with thumb and fore finger on the bra strap closest to you, 3)with your middlefinger flick past and push against the forefinger and thunb at the same time.(a bit like clicking your fingers.) you might want to employ the little finger and 4th finger in a pincer movement replace the middle finger. happy practicing.
yeah 'pulling the train.' as in 'that girl pulls the train'it means that she has multipal sex partners on after the other in a long a greedy girl session i suppose.i read it in a book for sexual and criminal slang wrote by a lawyer because he could'nt understand what his clients were saying to him so he researched the language in prisons around the country.
Quote by Libra-Love
Which brings me round to cycling to school. The school doesn't allow cycling the school-run because they have no where to keep the bikes (in my day all schools had bicycle sheds) and no, they don't allow you to chain the bikes to the fence either. They're selling off a playing field they don't use anymore, but alas, there's no budget for a bike shed still.
They'd prefer we eat pizza and drive!

Libra Love,has'nt the school got a metalwork or crafts class/ it's realy a problem me and some friends could build them a cycle rack/ realy should be told to the council,though what department i dont yes i do it would be the sports on do it for the luck.
Dont worry theres a class near you,check out and they will give you a free class.
So no cool
tomorrow morning(sat 26th)i am doing a british military fitness class for an hour in greenwich park with regulars and ex british army anyone care to join me for a hours exercise?off to have a sauna and jakuzzi afterwards somewhere so then let me know.
If you dont mind me sugesting that you burn her photographs and all her letters,make a little cermony of it{nothing horrible just moving on and to forget it}then go out with your mates and have a realy good time you will meet some one new and then you can take it from there.
classic ring tone for calls and somthing relaxing and classical for texts.
yeah plus it give people the chance to show a bit of skin going to and from the bar rather than hiding under the water. smile
Quote by veejay
again.
Try drinking all your own urine constantly, how long do you think you will last before getting renal failure?

my geography teacher taught us that if we was in the desert and dying of thirst it would be better to drink each others urine because you would get less toxic waste that one has used before and different body system produce a better more benifital urine.
can anyone help please,i am looking for the caravan swinger club web site iand cant find it .does anyone know the address for it or can anyone
well look dont mean to sound likei know it all but have any of you with little b*****d neighbours like tried to have a joke or say hello while you are walking to your might bring and grow a little respect in them and that will give them a platform to develope some more.i had a laugh with the kids around my block coming home pissed and mucking around being a power ranger as well as being sober and saying alright and stuff and they all say hello and are quite are the same kids that when i was moving in they were throwing paint out of the balcony at the moving van and my mate was bshouting and yelling going saying you live in the comunitty aswell and well if some one spoke and they reconised that they had somthing in common like a football team or somthing then that is a base for respect and comunitty to to easy being anti social in a silent ,anti social world,town,housing when it comes to gangs then it is just them and us,i used to be a traveller and that is how it is,but when there is a bit of comunication then people are like'naw that bloke/lady is alright,i like her,him,leave him/her alone dont be a cunt'stuff like course be on your guard because you have to be but it might help talking to the kids and having a breeds respect.[maybe}it might be a good start.
might be an idea to bring wine and beer in a plastic bottle because they wont allow glass in the wet jaquzzi/swiming area' you would have to keep getting out and going to the bar to get refills from your botttle but i think i will bring some cava in a plastic same goes for glasses that you drink it out of too,of you there. cool
do you remember trevor and simon from going live?swing your pants and other are very funny.
When I saw your avatar, I thought BLOODY 'ELL SHE'S GORGEOUS, same when I saw your web page.......................... then I realised you are a tranny. redface I'm not into trannies......... well I don't think I am :shock: . wink
trannies are don't drive a talbot though and the mercades sprinter is brilliant although i realy like the volkswagon LT.{vans}
nice one cock o the north,overlooked that,you just saved my stew.
and my new one has a roadside smack bar, well I suppose I could bring that and we could all have bacon buitties?
! huh!
yeah i would definatly be interested,i think they do a barbeque but we could bring our own one.
Quote by veejay
. This is one of rare occasions that I think the Americans have got it spot on.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
And kit kat 'you can imagine if you like but i'm not doing your windows.' smile
yeah love dunking biscuits and could easily eat half a packet,but consider baking your own as there will not be any hydrnated vegitable oil in vegtable oil is oil mixed with hrdrogen under extreme presure to keep the shop bought biscuits fresher for the hydrogen oil is realy quite hard for the human body to digest and lose from around the fat deposits in the body{yawn} so home baked biscuits are better for you.
The word 'fuck' comes from the old english naval charge of 'fuckery',a flogging and hanging offence dating back about 350 means to sodomise the cabin boy whilst return to shore the perpatrater was hanged by the neck untill American term though means to copilate i think.
Got them from a girl when i was 18{14 years ago}and tried zovirx and it was,nt very good they came back,then i was on this new age traverlers site talking to a girl who lived in a horse box and she had loads of essencial oils,i told her that i was using zovirx and said it did,nt do that much and she told me about and gave me some essencial oil witchhazel.i dabbed it on my coldssaw and it dried it up so much that it fell of the next apply the essencial oil witchhazel three times a day to dry it pick it let it fall for me it never came luck ,it is great stuff better than what these chemical companies
hello gailen,dont worry mate just grow a thicker skin.
well i find interesting people attractive on the moterway,saw this woman once take this curve like proper advanced driving and the look of her was somthing special too,fixed concontration and she knew what she was doing,i could'nt stop thinking about like to letch though,dont like to pry into people privacy but you can tell when it is work in a van with a big window and loads of people look into our van and have a because we are looking quite serious and that seems to attract people you i am a navigator not a driver,my driver is worse than me but that is because he has one of those worms that you get on meat that has traveled to his brain making him do stuipid things and take silly safe driving and keep it safe.
its in mostley my profile but i am also a volunteer in the vanceguard.
yeah the flumps and the muppits were they were on nowdays.
i remember 'bod'very educational {not realy but it was supposed to be}.i used to pretend i was ill so i could stay at home and watch mr ben or king rollo after pebble ago[about 28 years ago} there was the one oclock news and the news reader used to scare the shit out of me,real mean looking there was this program with a baby crying and somone drawing circles around advert type writing,does anyone know what that was was daytime television.
yeah saw on telly to text 'stop' back to them,but like above might not work.
uncut and natural,i like it that in america i think that the women would run a mile if they saw a foreskin,nearly everyone in america has had the the second world war it has been pushed by society has pushed circumstician on the people and now it is the is a shame as i would'nt mind seeing a few americans on the way to canada or mexico as i have heard they like the british accent and are quite confident in coming forward but then to be ostricised and belittled because of having a natural penis is too much and just proves how much america and other things in this world suck and are so it would be nice for american woman to treat us all as normal and not mutants and get back to nature but this is the country that thinks it invented the english language,so maybe no american woman for me unless i mutilate myself and anyway who would want to drink ice tea for the rest of their life.
not a case of sour grapes just dissapointed in the human race.
joke!