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:I am afraid I am more the trickster than tricked.
eg. Putting an alcohol comatosed friend onto a train from London to Aberdeen with a one way ticket pinned to his jacket.
This was bad enough but I and his other "Friends" had ensured that he had no money or cards on him. This was on the night of his Stag Party. Said party being the Thursday before the Saturday big Day :twisted:
He made it by blagging a flight back ..... I still suffer the teensiest pangs of guilt to this day.
eg. Putting an alcohol comatosed friend onto a train from London to Aberdeen with a one way ticket pinned to his jacket.
This was bad enough but I and his other "Friends" had ensured that he had no money or cards on him. This was on the night of his Stag Party. Said party being the Thursday before the Saturday big Day :twisted:
He made it by blagging a flight back ..... I still suffer the teensiest pangs of guilt to this day.
A woman in a village I once lived in, borrowed her husband's hard top Triumph Spitfire for a liaison in a nearby wood. Her consort locked his back 'on the job' and only when a passing rider spotted them could they get the Fire Brigade to cut the roof off the car...... 
".... and I was driving under this very low bridge Darling ...."
".... and I was driving under this very low bridge Darling ...."
Quote by willxx69I remember experimenting with this one and replacing the Creme de Cacao with Blue Curacao. The result was delicious. The name we came up with was a Blue Alexander. It's worth a Hee, now where was that
Brandy Alexander
Ingredients
A few (not too many) Ice Cubes
Generous Measure of Brandy
Measure of Crème de Cacao
Two Tbsps of Cream
Grated Nutmeg
Instructions
Break the ice into coarse not crushed pieces and place in a shaker with the remaining ingredients except the nutmeg.
Shake until thoroughly blended.
Strain into cocktail glasses.
Sprinkle with a little grated nutmeg.
NB Don't forget to strain the ice or you will have a watery mess before you enjoy the last Drop
I have found the Mods Most supportive. On one occasion, having decided that maybe I should leave the site, I posted asking one of them to delete my user.
Within minutes I had two PMs, from Mods, asking what was troubling me and could they help. I am still here at post 30 something.
Seriously though, as someone who has spent a lot of his life trying to support people, being supportive can be very wearing particularly if the traffic is only one way.
So, let us all make it our duty, Nay our pleasure, to be nice and supportive to the Mods.. here goes Fred, Mal, Jags, Mark, Bluexx, KitKat, Heather and (apologies to any others that I have not yet seen ) Thank you and
Within minutes I had two PMs, from Mods, asking what was troubling me and could they help. I am still here at post 30 something.
Seriously though, as someone who has spent a lot of his life trying to support people, being supportive can be very wearing particularly if the traffic is only one way.
So, let us all make it our duty, Nay our pleasure, to be nice and supportive to the Mods.. here goes Fred, Mal, Jags, Mark, Bluexx, KitKat, Heather and (apologies to any others that I have not yet seen ) Thank you and
Quote by steveg_nw
I'm surrounded by blonde women :shock:
Steve
Blind man goes into bar - asks "does anyone want to hear a blonde joke ?"
A soft voice besides him says "I am a blonde police officer, the person to your right is a blonde wrestler and the person breathing down your neck is a blonde black belt Karate. Are you sure you want to tell your joke ?"
"No" says the man "Not if I have to explain it 3 times"
......... better call Will I might need his help shortly
Bluexx now You ... Who next ...Brandy Alexander
Ingredients
A few (not too many) Ice Cubes
Generous Measure of Brandy
Measure of Crème de Cacao
Two Tbsps of Cream
Grated Nutmeg
Instructions
Break the ice into coarse not crushed pieces and place in a shaker with the remaining ingredients except the nutmeg.
Shake until thoroughly blended.
Strain into cocktail glasses.
Sprinkle with a little grated nutmeg.
NB Don't forget to strain the ice or you will have a watery mess before you enjoy the last Drop
Ingredients
A few (not too many) Ice Cubes
Generous Measure of Brandy
Measure of Crème de Cacao
Two Tbsps of Cream
Grated Nutmeg
Instructions
Break the ice into coarse not crushed pieces and place in a shaker with the remaining ingredients except the nutmeg.
Shake until thoroughly blended.
Strain into cocktail glasses.
Sprinkle with a little grated nutmeg.
NB Don't forget to strain the ice or you will have a watery mess before you enjoy the last Drop
This may not be particularly helpful, but, my Sister made the same request at a similar age her main intent to 'get to know' her boyfriend of 1 year in a safe environment.
When the appointed day came my Sister's chap arrived with overnight bag which my Mother took from him and led him to the room next to hers.
Apparently, I discovered many years later, being in the room next to my parents was the most effective contraceptive ever conceived.
When the appointed day came my Sister's chap arrived with overnight bag which my Mother took from him and led him to the room next to hers.
Apparently, I discovered many years later, being in the room next to my parents was the most effective contraceptive ever conceived.
Very long winded dictionary of word origins said
Similarly
.... sneaks off to patent cure for insomnia
"Fuck" does NOT stand for "for unlawful carnal knowledge" or
"fornication under consent of the king". It is not an acronym for
anything at all.
It is a very old word, recorded in English since the 15th
century (few acronyms predate the 20th century), with cognates
in other Germanic languages. The Random House Historical
Dictionary of American Slang (Random House, 1994, ISBN
0-394-54427-7) cites Middle Dutch _fokken_ = "to thrust, copulate
with"; Norwegian dialect _fukka_ = "to copulate"; and Swedish
dialect _focka_ = "to strike, push, copulate" and _fock_ = "penis".
Although German _ficken_ may enter the picture somehow, it is
problematic in having e-grade, or umlaut, where all the others have
o-grade or zero-grade of the vowel.
Similarly
It has often been claimed that the "brass monkey" was a holder or storage rack in which cannon balls (or shot) were stacked on a ship. Supposedly when the "monkey" with its stack of cannon ball became cold, the contraction of iron cannon balls led to the balls falling through or off of the "monkey." This explanation appears to be a legend of the sea without historical justification. In actuality, ready service shot was kept on the gun or spar decks in shot racks (also known as shot garlands in the Royal Navy) which consisted of longitudinal wooden planks with holes bored into them, into which round shot (cannon balls) were inserted for ready use by the gun crew. These shot racks or garlands are discussed in: Longridge, C. Nepean. The Anatomy of Nelson's Ships. (Annapolis MD: Naval Institute Press, 1981): 64. A top view of shot garlands on the upper deck of a ship-of-the-line is depicted in The Visual Dictionary of Ships and Sailing. New York: Dorling Kindersley, 1991):
.... sneaks off to patent cure for insomnia
Quote by Moist
Oooh thanks....I really do need to step up a gear in finding a man....Jesus...worrying statistic & I only been here a while.
I don't normally post in the daytime but your post inspired me to. Seeing the quality of your posts and pictures, I really do not understand how you haven't found a man already, if I were not already spoken for I would be forming an orderly queue .......
