The roads in Morrocco are quite good particularly if you confine yourself to the coastal region, there are some quite 'swank' hotels to the west of Tangier.
Security is the biggest problem driving through Europe, a boot on the car is a good idea and be sure to keep anything of value in there when you are parked up, day or night, I even leave my glove compartment and armrest open to show that there is nothing work 'nicking'. The downside of a sports car would be keeping everything safe.
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One straightforward trip would be tunnel to Calais, drive down through France into Spain, down to Gibralter, ferry to Morrocco from algeceiras (spelling ?), back to Spain, accross to Portugal and then back up through France to Blghty. I was down in the South of Spain, Gib and Tangier last year at the time you are planning to go and the weather was great. With 6 weeks you could avoid the French tolls and use the N roads instead.
I was on one of those 'must attend' management courses with a slightly American style which required us all to do some 'Physical Jerks' to prepare for the day.
We started with toe touching (toe seeing being strenuous enough for me) when a particularly snooty delegate ( on achieving the closest she could manage to her pinkies ) let rip the most perfect 'Toot' I have ever heard
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With no further ado, she walked back to where she had left her things, gathered them, and left never to be seen again.
We started with toe touching (toe seeing being strenuous enough for me) when a particularly snooty delegate ( on achieving the closest she could manage to her pinkies ) let rip the most perfect 'Toot' I have ever heard
.With no further ado, she walked back to where she had left her things, gathered them, and left never to be seen again.
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.Only one question crosses my mind everytime a virus is detected..... WHY???....
There are some sad people out there....
These are people who, with a lesser intellect. would be beating up old ladies and setting fire to telephone boxes. In short geniuses with a screw loose.
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Kissing is cool, people should kiss more often, kissing should take over from handshakes in my opinion.
In many countries, that I have lived and worked in, kissing is the normal greeting between friends of both sexes. As your usually restricted Brit I did panic when the designer stubble of an Italian friend first touched my cheek, but I quickly warmed to the experience of a true and tactile friendship.
In the bedroom the kiss is one of the most sensual forms of touching imaginable, whether it is the nape of the neck, that deligtful zone of skin between navel and mons pubis or a teasing trip around the lips, what a perfect prelude to Love making.
In a glider, a couple of thousand feet above Shropshire, not much time, not much room, added to the thrill, a close second was in In a closed swimming pool, in the middle of the night, having let ourselves in for a night time skinny dip !! and finally aged 16 in an old air raid shelter on a disused airfield provided certain excitement .
I have rehearsed this one many times (it beats counting sheep as a way to get to sleep) 
Obviously a lot depends on just how much the win was but, funds allowing, I would pay off all my friends' and family's mortgages, I don't know anyoine in my circle of friends and family whos quality of life would not improve some without that monthly sum going out of their account.
Next, I fancy the idea of chartering a Jet, taking over a hotel in warm spot for a fortnight and inviting everyone to a party. I would probably need a small business jet for all my real friends, but once word got out no doubt a Jumbo would be the order of the day.
Last but not least I would like to provide special project funds to my pet young peoples charities.
Obviously a lot depends on just how much the win was but, funds allowing, I would pay off all my friends' and family's mortgages, I don't know anyoine in my circle of friends and family whos quality of life would not improve some without that monthly sum going out of their account.
Next, I fancy the idea of chartering a Jet, taking over a hotel in warm spot for a fortnight and inviting everyone to a party. I would probably need a small business jet for all my real friends, but once word got out no doubt a Jumbo would be the order of the day.
Last but not least I would like to provide special project funds to my pet young peoples charities.
Another Apocryphal Story about the kindness of Man
As, doubtless, you all know - each Christmas all letters and cards sent to Santa, Father Christmas etc. are read by a group of postal workers and wherever possible they arrange a reply.
One Christmas they received a particularly touching letter which went something like this:
The Posties were so moved by this that they had a whip round and collected £40 which they sent to the boy.
Early in January the following letter arrived for Santa.
As, doubtless, you all know - each Christmas all letters and cards sent to Santa, Father Christmas etc. are read by a group of postal workers and wherever possible they arrange a reply.
One Christmas they received a particularly touching letter which went something like this:
Dear Santa,
My family have had a really bad time this year. My Daddy lost his job, my Mummy broke her leg and hasn't been able to go to work for six months. They have repossessed the television and we have had a letter from the Council to say that we will be evicted in January.
I realise that you cannot do much about our problems but could you send me £50 so that I could buy some Flowers for my Mummy and some Beers for Daddy so that they will at least have a nice Christmas
The Posties were so moved by this that they had a whip round and collected £40 which they sent to the boy.
Early in January the following letter arrived for Santa.
Dear Santa,
Thank you very much for the money, we had a nice Christmas, Mummy had some nice flowers and Daddy got sloshed. If those miserable B****rds at the Post Office hadn't stolen £10 I would have been able to buy Grandma a box of Chocolates.......
Just found the giggle zone so here goes.
George Bush - visiting a School in down town Washington..
"Children ! Who has a question"
Little boy at front "I do Sir"
"OK! Tell us your name and your question"
"My Name is Billie and my question is in three Parts"
1 Why did we wage war on Iraq when the UN didn't want us to.
2 Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes
3 What ever happened to Osama Bin Ladin
Just then the lesson bell sounded and George Said
"OK kids we will continue after break"
After the Break George says
"Now where were we ? Ah yes who has a question ?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve."
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have a question Sir and it is in five parts.
1 Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2 Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
3 Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
4 Why did the lesson bell go off 20 minutes early?
5 What happened to Billie?"
George Bush - visiting a School in down town Washington..
"Children ! Who has a question"
Little boy at front "I do Sir"
"OK! Tell us your name and your question"
"My Name is Billie and my question is in three Parts"
1 Why did we wage war on Iraq when the UN didn't want us to.
2 Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes
3 What ever happened to Osama Bin Ladin
Just then the lesson bell sounded and George Said
"OK kids we will continue after break"
After the Break George says
"Now where were we ? Ah yes who has a question ?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve."
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have a question Sir and it is in five parts.
1 Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2 Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
3 Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
4 Why did the lesson bell go off 20 minutes early?
5 What happened to Billie?"
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OMG !!!! PAINT ????
I think these army issue specs need to be changed. I thought it said PLA..............
I can't take them back now. I nicked them from the floral display outside Stockport Train Station. The display now says "Welcome to SOCK OR RAIN SAT ON !!!!" I'll never get them back without being seen.
Mrs FC, do you want some plants for the BFZ? You can have them at half price. £200 the lot !!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I do wish I didn't have to go on holiday right now !! Not so very long ago in a place reasonably close to here a young vicar was walking along side a stream when he spotted a frog. Walking by he remarked a distressed voice from the direction of the frog. Drawing closer he heard the frog say " Help me ! please Help Me!, I am not really a frog but a choir boy who was turned into a frog by a wicked choir master". "Oh dear! " exclaimed the vicar, "whatever can I do to help you! ?".
"Well" said the frog "I am told that the only way I can escape the spell is for my head to be laid where the head of a holy man has laid".
WIth no further ado the kind vicar scooped up the frog in his hat, took it back to the rectory, and laid it gently upon his pillow whereupon it turned immediately back into a choir boy.
That my Lord and Members of the Jury rests the case for the defence "
"Well" said the frog "I am told that the only way I can escape the spell is for my head to be laid where the head of a holy man has laid".
WIth no further ado the kind vicar scooped up the frog in his hat, took it back to the rectory, and laid it gently upon his pillow whereupon it turned immediately back into a choir boy.
That my Lord and Members of the Jury rests the case for the defence "
