Is 'smeg'

27 Mar 2004

...funny??
Just cos I'm watching Red Dwarf and it seems that SMEG is a swear word... I thought it was a noun meaning the stuff which gathers in the foreskin of men who don't think fit to wash that area of their body.
But it's use as a swear word???
Oh.. and it's a brand of very expensive and chic kitchen equipment - bloody hell, a big leap that!!

27 Mar 2004

They wanted a word that isn't a real swear word but sounds like it should be.

27 Mar 2004

And is it funny???
I can hear it being funny when spoken by Craig Charles but if YOU said it John it wouldn't have the same effect (sorry!!!).
x

27 Mar 2004

SMEG = SociÃ©tÃ© MonÃ©gasque de l'ElectricitÃ© et du Gaz
lhk
Kat

27 Mar 2004

I always thought smeg sounded like something flemmy!!!
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Mar 2004

Quote by KitKat
SMEG = SociÃ©tÃ© MonÃ©gasque de l'ElectricitÃ© et du Gaz
lhk
Kat

WOW... and is THAT what gathers in the foreskin of the great unwashed????
Yeugh
BMW doesn't have the same ring....

27 Mar 2004

:D don't have that problem!!!

27 Mar 2004

We have a SMEG dishwasher - what the hell has that been made with? :shock: :shock: :shock:

27 Mar 2004

Left over,collected, collated and compressed body depoists from the foreskins of the great unwashed.... :shock: :shock: :shock:

27 Mar 2004

Thanks, Jags confused

my diswasher is now out on my back lawn.

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Lucifer
Thanks, Jags my diswasher is now out on my back lawn.

It will disintegrate in the rain, so get ready for a white lawn in the morning.... yeugh!!
lol

27 Mar 2004

If it is totally useless it may just turn into a woman!
Fred

27 Mar 2004

Quote by FredFlintstone
If it is totally useless it may just turn into a woman!
Fred

No, not a chance Fred... you lot are made from 'rats and snails and penis tails' ... x xx

27 Mar 2004

I've been slapped for less than that before, Fred. Either you're reckless / into pain or you've built up alot of credit in the luuuurve bank....

27 Mar 2004

I'll let you in on a secret - she is a pussycat really............
Come here Jags - let me give you a cuddle!
Fred

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Lucifer
I've been slapped for less than that before, Fred. Either you're reckless / into pain or you've built up alot of credit in the luuuurve bank....

I've seen Fred in his Firemans outfit - and I've seen him taking it off - and I hope to see it again so I'm just toying with him, making him feel comfortable and at ease and then, with the speed of a lioness, I shall pounce, bite him in the neck and render him at my will... and WHAT a will I have!
*pauses for air and to pull navy blue knickers back up*

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Jags
bite ... will

Yes, I remember that evening...

27 Mar 2004

Maybe me and Fred can do an emergancy services night.

27 Mar 2004

That's journalist editing.... but I didn't hear Will complain (too loudly) but it could have been the alcohol again.

27 Mar 2004

Wot you mean - like this?

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

27 Mar 2004

Wrong login... Maybe me and Fred can do an emergency services night. smile

27 Mar 2004

Quote by FredFlintstone
Wot you mean - like this?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/flintstones/fred1.jpg
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Fred :wink: Fred :wink: You DO know how to melt this tigers soul and chastity belt! Good thing DO come in little parcels.... mmmmmmmmmmmmm

27 Mar 2004

Quote by Jags
No, not a chance Fred... you lot are made from 'rats and snails and penis tails' ... x xx

Do Penis's (or is it Peni?) have tails? redface

28 Mar 2004

I wish I hadn't read this thread; I've just paid a lot of money for a 'Smeg cooker' :color: .I will never look at Oven Omelette in the same light again

28 Mar 2004

Quote by DJohn
bite ... will

Yes, I remember that evening...So do I!!! :shock: What's more. Every time I think I have forgotten it, some silly bugger goes and reminds me!

Quote by Jags
That's journalist editing.... but I didn't hear Will complain (too loudly) but it could have been the alcohol again.

Are you kidding? :eeek: Even the pictures show that I am screaming (yes I have seen them now!) redface

I have needed extensive therapy sessions from a certain Shropshire muse before I could allow teeth anywhere near my thighs again! Actually, I am fine now, but I am not telling Sappho that just yet. I am enjoying the therapy too much!!!:twisted:
Just wait until I have my revenge Jags. You know what they say about revenge being a dish best served cold. I can wait. A LONG time if necessary. evil

29 Mar 2004

Quote by willxx69
I have needed extensive therapy sessions from a certain Shropshire muse before I could allow teeth anywhere near my thighs again! Actually, I am fine now, but I am not telling Sappho that just yet. I am enjoying the therapy too much!!! :twisted:

Will, my sweet, perhaps I should have mentioned that your treatment will undergo a certain modification - I suggest aversion therapy. Looks for the silk scarves...
Now, did you want to play some more?
All my love, Sappho xxx

29 Mar 2004

Oh Friggity-Frig!! (c) willxx69 2004
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Mar 2004

Quote by willxx69
Oh Friggity-Frig!! (c) willxx69 2004
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Mar 2004

OK - Has anyone copyrighted Flippity Flip yet?

30 Mar 2004

Quote by EmmaPeel
OK - Has anyone copyrighted Flippity Flip yet?

Think so ... not quite sure! NO-one has got Smegity-Smeg though!!! lol