Thanks for dropping in! Nice to see you. Pull up a chair, the drinks are over there on the table help yourself, kick your shoes off, relax and have a read in comfort!

We are a pretty normal couple, (If there is such a thing in the swinging scene!) looking for fun involving other couples, or in the right circumstances, bi-females. We are non-smokers but like a drink or three, and are looking for a little bit of spice! In fact we are looking for a lot of spice!!!! Wilma is 38, 5'4", nice and curvy, clean-shaven and a 38DD. Fred is 42, 5'9", average in most departments (in other words NOT hung like a donkey, or pretending to be!) and clean-shaven (top and bottom!). We can both be described as shapely, but definitely not obese. How about "average mileage for the year, full MOT and no bald tyres"!

We are a condom friendly couple and never leave home without them, so please don't ask us to play without them - we won't. We have tried most things including same room, separate room, soft swing, full swap, exhibitionism and bi experiences for Wilma. (Which has answered one question already - She is no longer bi-curious just bi-friendly!) We also enjoy parties - especially themed ones, because it gives us a chance to dress up and have fun!We are not pushy and have some limits.

We have respect for other people and their limits, no matter what they are, and expect the same in return. Fred is into curvaceous women and fabulous underwear and we both wish to involve couples and/or another woman in playing out our fantasies, time and again. Wilma likes to watch Fred having sex with another woman. Fred loves to watch Wilma with another man or woman. Wilma is bi-friendly, enjoys giving and taking, has had a beautiful introduction by another beautiful woman, and just loves playing around with a strap on with another woman to show the men how it's done.

We like socialising, eating out, drinking (to excess on occasions) and are looking for a good social life out of this as well - anything else is a definite bonus if it happens - but it has to feel sexy and right. If your ad states you are only looking for beautiful, good looking, well endowed or VWE then cross the street now - please! We tend to think the brain is the biggest sexual organ and we have more fun with people who at least have one!

Ooohh! Thank you for asking - I'll have a glass of that nice Australian Chardonnay and Wilma will have a glass of that Shiraz - Ta!Aaaahhh! That's better.

Mmmmm? Pardon? Oh sorrrryyy....... - if the bottle is empty there is another one in the fridge - help yourself, the corkscrew is hanging on Wilma's suspender!

Bancock station - ooohh careful, don't get Wilma on that - you have no idea what that does to her or what will happen!

Where were we?

We like giving parties and try to have one about every 3 months, they are always themed and a lot of fun with no pressure. A house rule is that there is no swinging downstairs - so if you want to come along and meet people in a no pressure environment then this is the ideal situation. What goes on upstairs is another matter - 7 in a bed anyone? We also enjoy playing with our love swing (as you will see from the piccies!)

Questions, Questions, Questions!

How did you get into swinging?

Fantasies had always played a role in our sex lives together and one day we decided to do a little bit of research together to find out if we could make them a reality. The rest is history - and a lot of talking along the way!

How long have you been swinging?

We started swinging in May 2003

How many couples have you swung with?

Ummmmmmm - actually, less than you may think! You could count them on two hands if the truth be known....... We swing for our own reasons and we have to get on with those who we swing with. Bump and grind has never been our thing and therefore we have only ever swung with a few people. We like it that way.

Who do you swing with?

Couples who are married, partners or arranged swinging couples so long as neither party is cheating on a relationship. We swing for fun and enjoyment and not to wreck relationships. To us swinging is about openness, integrity and honesty.

Do you swing with new couples or experienced couples?

We have no preference either way - so long as everyone is honest and lets us know what they are looking for and what their limits are we respect that and are quite happy to play with anyone.

Why are there no explicit pics on your profile?

Even thugh we are swingers we don't think that cock or fanny pics do anything to enhance our profile - and if you do need to see a picture of a fanny or cock for instructional purposes then perhaps you need a different website - try CeeBeebies! The old addage "seen one - seen 'em all" really is quite true. Plus the fact one never knows if one's parents have a membership ............. eeeuuuwwwww!

What is the size of Fred's Cock?

12 and a half inches - measured from his arse!

If this leaves you wanting to know more then please contact us Email address removed.

We would love to hear from you. If you send us some pictures of yourselves clothed and showing your faces we will respond in the same way. Every email will get a response even if it is a polite "Thank you, but no thank you". We are quite willing to send out facial pictures and swap phone numbers once we have got to know you a little better.

We prefer non-smokers - and NO single males please, although we are quite happy to chat to everyone.

Thanks for calling by - no..... leave the glass there, we'll clear up. Don't forget your jacket - and is that your underwear under the table?

We may not be the real Flintstones... but we can still make your "Bed rock"

Yabba Dabba Dooooo? We do!

Love 'n hugs

Fred & Wilma

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102 Cobblestone Drive

Bedrock

Leicestershire