oh the memories xx
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WilmaFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
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Missy, where do you think we have been for the last couple of years. I have been following the clues and collecting all sorts of trophies 
along the way. I have a little treasure chest full of things like condoms, thongs, vibrating eggs, 
a quill which I believe belonged to the bard himself, a rose from sappho, squirty cream, pegs, cock shots which I am sure Jags planted :bounce: not to mention a vast array of munch name badges 
And the last clue led me right back here to you, now I know I hit the jackpot!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
along the way. I have a little treasure chest full of things like condoms, thongs, vibrating eggs, a quill which I believe belonged to the bard himself, a rose from sappho, squirty cream, pegs, cock shots which I am sure Jags planted :bounce: not to mention a vast array of munch name badges And the last clue led me right back here to you, now I know I hit the jackpot!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Bluddy Hell!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Hello Mum!!:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Hello Fred!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Great to see you again!! I hope you are back for good this time? :shock: :shock::? :? :?
Have you seen what they have done to that GFZ Fred after all the improvements we made to it??????
Hello Son. Why don't you come and visit yer ole Mum now and again? I dunno you just caught me on the way to bed with me Horlicks. Wouldn't have stopped but kept tripping over me foot muff.
So luvverly to see you Sarge
Love
Mum
x x x x
Quote by blonde
Its OK Wilma, steveg says you always were the gobby one! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh does he now. Tell that man with the nice arse that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!
Goes off to ressurect old memories of munches and parties - blows off the cobwebs and reminds steveg of his flare for costumes. Scottish bloke, Caveman, naughty schoolboy, oh and a tranny without a fanny!!!
Ahh, the good ole days!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Oh Missy that was so much fun, I can't stop laughing here.
Sappho thought she had but food on him and it all turned out to be hair stuff etc. We had fun that night in the ball pool at that pub and oh yes, who could forget Judy's knickers.
I remember we sent Sarge home in a cab with all our name badges stuck to him!!! - Explain that one Sarge!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Sappho thought she had but food on him and it all turned out to be hair stuff etc. We had fun that night in the ball pool at that pub and oh yes, who could forget Judy's knickers.
I remember we sent Sarge home in a cab with all our name badges stuck to him!!! - Explain that one Sarge!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by FredFlintstone
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :rose:
Is that for meeeeeeeeeee????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Mwaaaaahhhhhhhhh
You have to push it don't you? Been back 5 bloody mins and there you are harrassing the girlies. Give over man and go and sharpen your flint!!
Love
Wilma - she who must be obeyed!
x x x x
Quote by Missy
Bluddy Ellfire!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :bounce:
Knocked down with a feather!! Ooooooh it's you two, it really is!assionkiss:
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :rose:
I LOVE YOU TOO MISSY - One of the kindest gals on the forum.
I remember a night in a hotel room (purely innocent) when we had Sarge on the bed and Sapho covered him in all sorts of food items
:lol: Lovely to make contact again.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Darkfire
Welcome home Fred & Wilma :welcome:
now then, for what do we owe this pleasure? is Jags drafting in the special reserves for call-up duty?
Hiya Darkfire.
I fink the old gal is feeling a bit lonely so after much arm twisting she dragged us kicking and screaming into the forum.
I see all the doilies have gone from the GFZ and the old place is in need of a lick of paint. Who removed all the antimacasters off the chairs?? F*!£@ng Liberty!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by easy
Because I am a newbie can I ask all those annoying questions and moan about single males etc etc???
Love
Wilma
x x x x
just ask to see Jags cock-shot collection... :giggle: :eeek:
Oh and welcome back.
:cheers: I was only thinking about you guys earlier on today. 
OMG - THe Cock Shots!! I remember one party where we first met Jags and we had a corner just for her surrounded in pictures of the most offensive looking willies.
Good to see you easy, thanks for saying hello.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Firelizard, you are making me feel old. What you wanna know?
Places bottom in beanbag, wriggles down a bit, no, bit more to the left, ahh just right.
Are we sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin !!
First of all though a huge snog for MrFC, haven't forgotten your phonecall, promise to do it this weekend!!!! Honest injun!!
DJCouple - big hugs and kisses - good to see you.
Ahh - it feels all warm and cosy - or is that Jags and her incontinence knickers leaking again?!!
Love
WIlma
x x x x
Places bottom in beanbag, wriggles down a bit, no, bit more to the left, ahh just right.
Are we sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin !!
First of all though a huge snog for MrFC, haven't forgotten your phonecall, promise to do it this weekend!!!! Honest injun!!
DJCouple - big hugs and kisses - good to see you.
Ahh - it feels all warm and cosy - or is that Jags and her incontinence knickers leaking again?!!
Love
WIlma
x x x x
