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.. a couple who have been here longer than anyone else and have the medals, the badges and stickers...
Fred and Wilma Flintstone!
Welcome newbies - settle down, make yourselves at home and snog me now.
kiss :kiss:
wave
Because I am a newbie can I ask all those annoying questions and moan about single males etc etc???
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
wave
Because I am a newbie can I ask all those annoying questions and moan about single males etc etc???
Love
Wilma
x x x x

NO!
smackbottom :smackbottom:
:evil2:
Quote by Jags
Fred and Wilma Flintstone!
Welcome newbies - settle down, make yourselves at home and snog me now.
kiss :kiss:

Feck! Caught lurking............ rolleyes :roll:
Quote by Jags
.. a couple who have been here longer than anyone else and have the medals, the badges and stickers...

And a bloody nasty itchy rash which I caught at the last party we had evil :evil: .... and that was a blooody loooong time ago......
Wilma... who was I with that night? confused: :shock:
Good to see you two back in here! Or do I mean good to see you tow back ... or good to see you two or even good to see you too!
Quote by Jags
.. a couple who have been here longer than anyone else and have the medals, the badges and stickers...

I wouldn't say its been a long time but I blew a bloody cobweb off it the other night when Wilma went down on me!
Anyone fancy a shag ????
ME ME ME lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Corrie2007
ME ME ME lol :lol: :lol:

Tart... nothing even changes!
:lol:
OMG ..................... :welcome: Fred n Wilma
nice to see ya again
:wave2:
Jane n Dave xxxx
Hello old friends!
lol
Quote by Jags
ME ME ME lol :lol: :lol:

Tart... nothing even changes!
:lol:
I know I dont shag just anyone lol lol
Now trust Corrie to be right there with the action!!!
passionkiss for Corrie
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Corrie2007
ME ME ME lol :lol: :lol:

Tart... nothing even changes!
:lol:
I know I dont shag just anyone lol lol
Good to hear... I was just talking about all the good times we've had in the back garden here, it certainly brings back memories of which you are a part.
:P
Hello Fred and Wilma wave Now pull up a comfy bean bag and tell me all about the old days and how naughty some our oldies were????? :bounce: kiss
Quote by MrFC
Hello old friends!
lol

That arse has not aged one bit - how do you do it MrFc? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Jags
.. a couple who have been here longer than anyone else

welcome back :lol2: wave
TJ
Quote by Jags
ME ME ME lol :lol: :lol:

Tart... nothing even changes!
:lol:
I know I dont shag just anyone lol lol
Good to hear... I was just talking about all the good times we've had in the back garden here, it certainly brings back memories of which you are a part.
:P
You are right brilliant memories
Quote by Corrie2007
ME ME ME lol :lol: :lol:


YEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

worship :lickface:
Did'nt take me long to start tarting! wink
Quote by FredFlintstone
Hello old friends!
lol

That arse has not aged one bit - how do you do it MrFc? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And I see you still have the same hairstyle....... :lol:
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
wave
Because I am a newbie can I ask all those annoying questions and moan about single males etc etc???
Love
Wilma
x x x x

just ask to see Jags cock-shot collection... :giggle: :eeek: bolt
Oh and welcome back. kiss :cheers: I was only thinking about you guys earlier on today. neutral
Firelizard, you are making me feel old. What you wanna know?
Places bottom in beanbag, wriggles down a bit, no, bit more to the left, ahh just right.
Are we sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin !!
First of all though a huge snog for MrFC, haven't forgotten your phonecall, promise to do it this weekend!!!! Honest injun!!
DJCouple - big hugs and kisses - good to see you.
Ahh - it feels all warm and cosy - or is that Jags and her incontinence knickers leaking again?!!
Love
WIlma
x x x x
Quote by firelizard
Hello Fred and Wilma wave Now pull up a comfy bean bag and tell me all about the old days and how naughty some our oldies were????? :bounce: kiss

Where do I start........
Blonde - you'll become grey my lovely..
Trust me - most of 'em have been locked up :doh:
Quote by easy
wave
Because I am a newbie can I ask all those annoying questions and moan about single males etc etc???
Love
Wilma
x x x x

just ask to see Jags cock-shot collection... :giggle: :eeek: bolt
Oh and welcome back. kiss :cheers: I was only thinking about you guys earlier on today. neutral
OMG - THe Cock Shots!! I remember one party where we first met Jags and we had a corner just for her surrounded in pictures of the most offensive looking willies. lol
Good to see you easy, thanks for saying hello.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Firelizard, you are making me feel old. What you wanna know?
Places bottom in beanbag, wriggles down a bit, no, bit more to the left, ahh just right.
Are we sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin !!
First of all though a huge snog for MrFC, haven't forgotten your phonecall, promise to do it this weekend!!!! Honest injun!!
DJCouple - big hugs and kisses - good to see you.
Ahh - it feels all warm and cosy - or is that Jags and her incontinence knickers leaking again?!!
Love
WIlma
x x x x

Flippin eck Harry gets everywhere these days does'nt he :P bless him!!!
I want to know.....Did Jags ever do a post that said "can we have some sort of verification system????" :giggle:
Welcome home Fred & Wilma :welcome:
now then, for what do we owe this pleasure? is Jags drafting in the special reserves for call-up duty? lol
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Oh and welcome back. kiss :cheers: I was only thinking about you guys earlier on today. neutral

OMG - THe Cock Shots!! I remember one party where we first met Jags and we had a corner just for her surrounded in pictures of the most offensive looking willies. lol

That was not funny, clever or wise! And must have cost a fortune in ink.. about 40 cock shots in Jags Corner.... fuckity fuck!
:twisted:
Quote by varca
I don't think we've met so hello and welcome back wave
Ooooh your profile is longer than mine and mine's an epic lol

Hello, nice to meet you. Not sure I'm staying long but all the same nice to make new friends.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Bluddy Ellfire!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :bounce:
Knocked down with a feather!! Ooooooh it's you two, it really is! passionkiss Sooooo good to see you on here sillyassionkiss:
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :rose:
Quote by Darkfire
Welcome home Fred & Wilma :welcome:
now then, for what do we owe this pleasure? is Jags drafting in the special reserves for call-up duty? lol

I'm sat here with them and did a very stern Jags order to sign in and start posting again.. the forum is all the poorer for them being too flipping busy.
Wilma and I in one room and Fred on his own in another composing war and peace... heads down folks, it's coming!!
rolleyes