I'm a single straight female looking for a discreet sexual friendship. Nothing too kinky, just good old fashioned fucking and the odd glass of wine and supper. Have a preference for older, confident males who can write in proper sentences and hold a decent conversation. Oh, and I don't reply to those silly wink things or one liners. Yep, I am a snob....

Hmm, does anyone even read the profile text before sending inane, illiterate mails? From now on any mail that does not have the subject title "peanut butter" will be deleted straight away... now lets see who has been paying attention! Oh, and NO cock pics please.. I'm willing to take your word for it. x