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cpl_193529_s_wales
Over 90 days ago
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Yes, have fun mate and stay away from dodgy looking blokes with C4 strapped all over them.
And no tying up poor Iraqis and moving them out of the sun using a Volvo. Or sexually abusing them, taking photos and handing them into Boots to be developed on your R & R.
For those who've PM'd me, okay then, here's another look:
That's your last chance. I'm not showing them again!
And no tying up poor Iraqis and moving them out of the sun using a Volvo. Or sexually abusing them, taking photos and handing them into Boots to be developed on your R & R.
For those who've PM'd me, okay then, here's another look:
That's your last chance. I'm not showing them again!
Does he want another medal? I've loads of them.
I used to exagerate (probably still do) about my war experiences. All soldiers do. It's tradition. I mean, they can't be that bad a shot if your husband 'got shot at' every day. Or was he rather just in the vicinity of a shooting. There's a massive difference.
I used to exagerate (probably still do) about my war experiences. All soldiers do. It's tradition. I mean, they can't be that bad a shot if your husband 'got shot at' every day. Or was he rather just in the vicinity of a shooting. There's a massive difference.
Getaway, he's not off to war. It's bloody over. Then he'll still have access to the internet, since the army has an extremely well developed 'welfare package'. He'll be getting LSSA (longer service seperation allowance), a medal, free flights for R & R, and then he may just work in the clothing store, dishing out boots to proper soldiers.
Also, have you seen their accommodation out there. It may be tented, but what fantastic tents. He won't be living in a hole in the ground. Three square meals a day, cooked by the finest chefs in the world; the Army Catering Corps (now RLC). They have to undertake the hardest course in the British Army (no-one has ever passed it yet).
The only dangers out there are the RAF crashing stuff and over-wanking!
Also, have you seen their accommodation out there. It may be tented, but what fantastic tents. He won't be living in a hole in the ground. Three square meals a day, cooked by the finest chefs in the world; the Army Catering Corps (now RLC). They have to undertake the hardest course in the British Army (no-one has ever passed it yet).
The only dangers out there are the RAF crashing stuff and over-wanking!
Quote by GenHertsCpl
1000 posts!! Blimey, i always knew I had a lot to say!
I also registered for my Open University Course yesterday!! Its called Open to Change and just a step towards getting my brain back in gear and getting back into the work environment eventually! :lol:
Wor Lass did that course last year. It's only a 10 pointer, but demanding. You'll really find your life taking off in a new direction. What it does is focuses you on your skills and personality, then switches to your future. You end up 'forced' to pick an aim, then find out all the information you require to achieve it.
It's very good if you're just floating along in life, unsure what you're going to do next.
Hi,
We're off to the Office in Bristol this Saturday. Is anyone else here coming? We're easy to recognise. I'm the male, a Japanese-Geordie (Slanty-eyes and says 'Whey-Aye_man' alot). And wor lass is Welsh, so she has a pointy head; a product from a millenia of Celtic in-breeding
We're quite a reserved couple, haven't done much there, so don't expect too much from us, although I think were just about to break into the swinging scene - with a bang - after several visits to the club. (My other half is the reserved one - but she's made all the baby sitting arrangements and is taking me there this time. So I guess she's the one 'more' excited about this expedition - this time!)
So say Hello. Honest, slanty-eyes and a Geordie accent. You won't miss us.
Give us a 'Whey-Aye-Banzai' and I'll know you've read this!
Our ad is in our user name.
We're off to the Office in Bristol this Saturday. Is anyone else here coming? We're easy to recognise. I'm the male, a Japanese-Geordie (Slanty-eyes and says 'Whey-Aye_man' alot). And wor lass is Welsh, so she has a pointy head; a product from a millenia of Celtic in-breeding
We're quite a reserved couple, haven't done much there, so don't expect too much from us, although I think were just about to break into the swinging scene - with a bang - after several visits to the club. (My other half is the reserved one - but she's made all the baby sitting arrangements and is taking me there this time. So I guess she's the one 'more' excited about this expedition - this time!)
So say Hello. Honest, slanty-eyes and a Geordie accent. You won't miss us.
Give us a 'Whey-Aye-Banzai' and I'll know you've read this!
Our ad is in our user name.
Will,
I think the point you're making is, a person with a hint of intelligence is sexier than someone who doesn't know where to stick an apostrophe. I mean, if you don't know where to stick your punctuation - how the hell do you know where to stick a dick. (No question mark required; it's a rhetorical question).
However, my punctuation is pretty good - but 'Wor Lass' is severley dyslexic - but intelligent (she's just struggled through and passed a 60 point OU course - a mean feat), articulate, attractive and extremely athletic and a bloody good shag to boott! I affectionately call her 'My Spunk Dustbin'. It's a compliment; she knows that. But, if she put a post up here - it'd be pretty bad and you'd be missing a jolly good time.
I think it's difficult to judge a person by a written advertisement, but if that's all you've got to give to let potential swinging partners form an opinion of you, then some care should be taken to write it; and to reply to it. I'm sure we've all had 'one liners' that we just end up deleting or ignoring.
Further to that, a forum such as this indicates debate. Good communication is crucial in any debate. So a 'little' care should be taken with posts. Incorrect spelling and punctuation can lead to misunderstanding - so again, I agree with Will.
On the other hand, I'm a red-blooded Geordie - so just type 'Sexy woman wants cple's for sex' and you'd probably get a reply from us.
I think the point you're making is, a person with a hint of intelligence is sexier than someone who doesn't know where to stick an apostrophe. I mean, if you don't know where to stick your punctuation - how the hell do you know where to stick a dick. (No question mark required; it's a rhetorical question).
However, my punctuation is pretty good - but 'Wor Lass' is severley dyslexic - but intelligent (she's just struggled through and passed a 60 point OU course - a mean feat), articulate, attractive and extremely athletic and a bloody good shag to boott! I affectionately call her 'My Spunk Dustbin'. It's a compliment; she knows that. But, if she put a post up here - it'd be pretty bad and you'd be missing a jolly good time.
I think it's difficult to judge a person by a written advertisement, but if that's all you've got to give to let potential swinging partners form an opinion of you, then some care should be taken to write it; and to reply to it. I'm sure we've all had 'one liners' that we just end up deleting or ignoring.
Further to that, a forum such as this indicates debate. Good communication is crucial in any debate. So a 'little' care should be taken with posts. Incorrect spelling and punctuation can lead to misunderstanding - so again, I agree with Will.
On the other hand, I'm a red-blooded Geordie - so just type 'Sexy woman wants cple's for sex' and you'd probably get a reply from us.
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Something witty and self effacing but well spelt and punctuated (I know, I know but I have a thing about language!) would definitely get my attention. I suppose that what it boils down to is an indication that someone has intelligence but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I realise that others may disagree, this is just the way I feel.
Will, a semi-colon, indicating 'additional information' would have been more appropriate after the sentance, 'I realise that others may disagree'.
I'm Japanese, but was brought up in Geordie-land and posses slanty eyes and a broad Geordie accent.
One of the funniest nick-names I had when I joined the Army was 'Whey-Aye-Banzai'.
I had a few that weren't so funny mind! Especially since my training Troop Corporal's grandfather had been killed in the war by the Japanese! He really tortured me, and I knew there was a God when he was killed in a car crash six weeks into basic training.
One of the funniest nick-names I had when I joined the Army was 'Whey-Aye-Banzai'.
I had a few that weren't so funny mind! Especially since my training Troop Corporal's grandfather had been killed in the war by the Japanese! He really tortured me, and I knew there was a God when he was killed in a car crash six weeks into basic training.
