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cplonamission
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44
Straight Female, 44
0 miles · Guildford

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yes, looking for more of a violet wand and stimulation device rather than a tens machine. We dont really have any decent shops close to us (living in deep Sussex)and kids mean that we cant just go off to somethign for the day.
We will keep looking on Ebay but nothing too cheep on there at the moment and a lot of stuff looks really old and dont fancy a nasty zap from something faulty.
we probably need a quick demo or lesson really!
Cheers
Hi All
We are looking for a little help or advice (isn’t everyone)
We are interested in trying out a bit of Electro stimulation, nothing too ‘adventurous’ just touching, wan, pin wheel, sensory play etc etc only thing is these are expensive and we don’t want to just jump in and buy one as we might not like it!
So, does anyone have one of these, know where it is possible to test or hire one to play with have one they can show us??
Many thanks, Cplonamission
Quote by Sassy-Seren
No central heating and waking up to ice on the inside of the bedroom window.
.

I had that in my first flat when I was 23! :shock:
Walking to school in all winds and weather and knowing, when you got home, Nan would be warming your nightie and a towel by the fire for you.
Real cooking and no ready meals
My Dad making us wait outside the front room on Xmas morning until he came downstairs and he deliberately took his time :giggle:
Party lines on the phone :shock:
Clippies on the buses
Clip across the ear by the local copper if you dared to cheek him then another from your Dad when he found out
Earning your pocket money and not expecting it for nothing
Taking the washing from the line in winter and it was stiff with the cold :giggle:
Swap all those memories for a cossetted and boring childhood? No fear!
Two years ago I moved back into the house I grew up in as a kid. It still only has a open fire with no central heating and I had ice inside the bedroom windows last winter.
And i remember having a tin bath in front of the fire when all the pipes froze when we were snowed in for a week.
I still remember it all well, but i moved out when i was 10 which was only 16 years ago.
-d-
We have no problems with our neighbours; no one tries to steal our bins or puts rubbish in them.
But we don’t really have any neighbours so don’t know what you are all going through.
Polo
1-what would you idealy like for sunday lunch.
2-who would you like to cook it
3-what is your favorite item of clothing
Hi Dambuster
1. where did you get your avitar pic from?
2. have you ever been painted on?
you live alone
Hi Debbiewebs
1-do you actually like spiders
2-have you ever held a tarantula
3-what pets do you have
Quote by azappo04
cplonamission
1. how many time wasters have u come across lol
ur fantasy
have u regretted so far on SH
tareek

Hi Azappo04
1-well over 100
2-we have many but the main one is to have a FFM
3-nothing so far.
Hi Redstilletto
1-is that you in your avatar
2-where do you live
3-do you not have any red boots
Hi LadyFeeBee
1-How did you come up with your username.
2- Are you going to beat Wales on the weekend?
3-Are you going to get lots of snow this weekend, if so can we come up as we get none.
Nnoooooooooo!!
Stay down south
There are already loads of swingers up north, we need more down south, not less.
Blue, where are you moving to, down south :twisted:
Good luck babe, hope you have a good time.
I am sure you will be great.
Keep horny & happy
Lisa & Dan
Quote by Peanut
I'm not here to disrupt anything, neither am I attempting to troll. This thread is escalating and not just by me either (I'm not referring to the moderators either).

Give us a clue then, why are you here?
To display your wit and intellect?
Forty Two.
:idea: Ah a reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....42 being the answer to everything ....
And you want to know the question?
(edited coz I dropped an e confused )
At last, someone who has an education.
And what do you consider as educated then.
Jags
Can I come round and press your magic buttons PLEASE, I promise to press them gently and carefully. lol :lol:
Dan & Lisa
Quote by Peanut
well just go as I suggested about an hour ago

Doesn't time fly...
You seem to be like one of those really annoying people like my brother who has to have the last word.
Jags can I borrow a magic button, please, just for a minute.
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Jags
Who is going to go and use a site where an e-mail will not reach the people you are trying to send it to and you have to pay per min to leave a phone massage that will never be answered as the other people don’t even know they have an advert there.
Dan

Sounds like a job for Watchdog!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Right how do you report them! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
But i am not going to do it, dont they want you to go on TV :shock:
If you spot a dodgy ad then use the 'report this ad' link and it comes right into a Mod's living room in an instant. Then we deal with it in more than an instant but less then an hour. Sorted.
:P
Hi Jags
It is not a dodgy add but a dodgy web site that is copying ads of this web site and putting them on theirs, and then charging to leave us a message that we will never get
Just goes to show how good this site really is
But if you can deal with it and delete it I will be well impressed.
Love Dan
Quote by Libra-Love
sad Nobody asked me anything, I must be invisible or just plain boring :(
Goodnight all.

Hi Libra
1-what would you do if you came round to our house so we wouldent think you are boring
2-what hypnosis are you doing, have i met you before, i dont remember
3-have you found your add (the site seems to be working now)
Quote by leprechaun
what is your mission
are u close to finishing it
do u need any help from the little people

Hi Leprechaun
We have a list of missions, and i am not going to type them all now, but it is just short of 100.
We are nowhere near close to dooing all of them, but we have done a few lol
We may post our missions on a thread, if you think you can help with any then you can let us know.
Lisa & Dan
Quote by cu3b4ll
Who is going to go and use a site where an e-mail will not reach the people you are trying to send it to and you have to pay per min to leave a phone massage that will never be answered as the other people don’t even know they have an advert there.
Dan

Sounds like a job for Watchdog!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Right how do you report them! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
But i am not going to do it, dont they want you to go on TV :shock:
Hi Chaotic_Spirit
1-why is the z in guyz in your sig not a capital Z
2-what does chaotic stand for
3-how have you found your first week on SH
Quote by Sexysteph
Is that any reason to give them a free advert ? --- I think not wink
That could be why it was asked for in PM

I wouldn’t say you are giving them a free advert, not a good one anyway.
There site is full of fake adverts, I looked quickly and found a number of adverts that were from this site, many taken on the same day ours was.
Who is going to go and use a site where an e-mail will not reach the people you are trying to send it to and you have to pay per min to leave a phone massage that will never be answered as the other people don’t even know they have an advert there.
Dan
Thanks Surreycouple2003
We just went to the site, and they have our add and photo on there as well.
So i tried sending a e-mail to us to see if it works. Will let you know.
At uni i met lisa at her house and walked her to mine.
When we got there she dropped her coat to reveal that all she had on was boots, stocking's and a thong.
very sexy hump
That is only 24.
I live near a place where where about 10 deer mate about 750 females.
But there was a case where one male in a park of just under 500 females mated over 90% of them hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
Lucky buger had a 500some and we are still looking for a threesome.
Quote by Banderas
Hiya...
1 Are you really on a mission ?
2 Who is from Sussex ?
3 Who is from Surrey ?

hi
1-We have a list of missions
2-We live on the Sussex Surrey border
3-see 2
Hi PoloLady
I am assuming that is you in your avitar, very nice, but is that your hand or someone else.
Why are you so interested in farts.
What is there no spoon for.
lil_miz_naughty_0204
Love the pic of you in you boots, but
-Will we get a new pic of you in your boots if you get them fixed.
-What do you think is the naughtiest thing you think you have done.
-What is the naughtiest thing you want to do
so have anyone here started smoking and found there cock got smaller!!!
i can see the warnings now
SMOKING DAMAGES YOUR SEX LIFE, CAN CAUSE YOU TO HAVE A SMALL WILLY!
Quote by Libra-Love
97 on lilacgem's list, but standing up. :P

97. in a hammock
you did it in a hammock standing up, wow.
i lived in a hammock for 4 months but have yet to do that one
nice list lilacgem, we have done 44 of them, which ones have you still to do.
our list has some of them, but it is more of things to do rather than places.