Its such a relief now that you've told us that" humour is what its all about guys!",I had a worrying couple of moments once when a very lovely women I was just about have some fun with burst out laughing when she saw the size of my cock. After all these years I now realise that Igave her pleasure through amusement ! My new adverts going to be " Like a good Laugh?,just wait till you see me naked !".......it might juuuuuuuust work !
My fantasy involves Jennifer Aniston who;s wearing black stockings ,high heels and a Basque . I then order her to cook my dinner which I then eat while watching the footie and then I leave her at home while I go down the pub until closing time . When I get back and she hints that she wants sex I say" dont be so stupid woman I;ve got to work tomorrow"and then roll over and go to sleep and snore loudly allnight. I.m one pretty kinky guy eh?Mind you this might not be a totally accurate account of what I'd like to do with J.A.,there could be some sandwhich making involved the next morning! : mod edit: some wording has been removed from this post. Please ensure that you do not make reference to the use of drugs in future posts.