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cricket68
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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You should have told her your age and questioned why you were too young in her opinion and more importantly you were entitled to question whether racism exists in that group.
The reality is that it was probably her naive opinions so a quick slap may have given you some gratification.
If you look at the photo ads (women seeking men) there is a big demand for black men assuming your tackle matches the stereo_typical length.
Dont let one stupid bitch put you off mate!
£££££Excise Duty =why not prohibited. Govts receive millions
The Beattles song "Strawberry Fields Forever" was surpassed by Candyflip's version of that song and It holds a special place in my heart for a sad personal reason.
I'm sure this will appeal to most of you. Put your cursor on the young lady's breasts!!
Morning folks. I am off work today; well technically I am working but have f*ck all to do. I only go online at home! To those on-line in the day, are you at home or at work on the company computer? Just curious!
I think what the guys are trying to say is how can a newcumer learn the more useful details. I know 2 site really near me and I am sure the guys above know places. What is more secretive are times, dates, exact positions in locations, protocol and ettiquette. I know it can all be read about but who would feel confident going alone and sitting in their car and guessing their way through the whole thing. So Slut, thanks for pointing ot the lists to the left but they tell me nothing I didnt already know. Daytime dogging is something I would like to know about as it becomes harder to spot a fellow dogger from joe public in a carpark for example. I realise to meet someone or go with someone is best but the voyeur may not want to go down that route.
I got a 6!
SCULPT did anyone do better?
I also got a good phrase
CALF PUNTS.
I couldnt see a nine letter!
If you like anagrams this site is good
Women in business suits are equally appealling. There most be a hidden issue apart from the physical look. A suit suggests to some, success, therefore confidence and maybe power and money if that turns you on.
I like women in business attire with shortish skirts and stockings with hold ups. Going commando never fails.
When I was a 21 year old trainee accountant I used to enjoy looking at the 30 somethings in the office who had ridiculously thin and see-through blouses. Their frilly bra's were enough to liven up the dullest of accountants' days.
There is an advantage to a paying site in that it eliminates some time-wasters, voyeurs and toe-dippers. I would gladly pay to get quality in anything in life. The better sites have a 3-day trial offer for a fiver which gives you a taste for a small sum.
Well Ice, your average female escort charges £150 per hour. To hire a someone for lets say a meal and 4 hours company would be £600 plus the meal plus drinks plus transport. So a £700+ evening to be with someone you will probably have never met before and may not like.
Those are the cold facts. Male escorts may charge a liitle less but you start seeing how small the potential demand for this service is. The agent will take around half the fee so the escort gets about £300 to demonstrate how they can hold a knife and fork properly!
Show me where the back of the queue is!
I have had similar experiences with sites sending false messages. The good thing is they are sh*t at it so spotting dodgy replies is easy. I registered on a site and put the usual rushed profile details in with no photo. Ten minute later a sexy looking model wanted me.....Well I knew I was good but not that good.
Even "mainstream" dating sites do it. They will send a mesage from a stunning girl who only joined that day and coincidentally never logs on again.
I dont really blame them; its all part of love and war. It is essential you are not sucked in. Its the old addage, "if it looks too good to be true it probably is."
I would be amazed if it would be classed as illegal and who is going to investigate this?
Sometimes you get what you pay for but SH may question that.
Good luck and a good tip is, if the start a message with "Hello Cricket68" (in my case) it is much more likely to be genuine.
I also looked into male escorting a few years back in an inquisitive way and can give you my opinions.
1] Any company asking for an upfront agency fee is almost certainly banking on you being born yesterday. This is not for debate In my view.
2] 99% of escorts are female and largely hetrosexual (many advertise as bi to widen the scope of potential customers who may want a MFF). These women are prostitutes. There is rarely any dinner-dating etc involved, its sex in a hotel or in your home etc. Only Richard Gere in Pretty Women paid for a few days company!
3] There is a male escorting market. It is largely gay. So this is a male gay prostitute or the same as a rent-boy (loosely speaking).
4] There is a very small market for male hetrosexual escorts. The amount of women paying for sex is tiny compared to their male counterparts.
Women escorts can "service" upto 10+ men per day, whilst men are unlikely to be able to perform anywhere near those levels. Kamagra etc may have changed that a little. Again women are not going to pay hundreds of pounds for a dinner companion. The Richard Gere counterpart may do but they are few and far between.
5] To be an escort of any sex/gender, you will need to be sexually appealling. We are talking George Clooney not George Formby or Julia Roberts not Audrey Roberts. So its not a job for just anyone.
As I said at the top these are just my opinions and to some extent findings. Good luck!!
In that case you can read my last post as not being an offer! Its called flirting. I need to think now...
Blondie....I could say dont be a slave to anyone but that would be a bit poor. I am in Noth Yorkshire tomorrow in Bransby (half an hour North of York). Maybe I could give you a tonic to ease that aching heart? x
I cant get my best pics on there or here. Can you tell me Gem, is it ok to PM someone anytime?
Thanks everyone. Great welcome. Got me thinking who I may know on here. If my boss is here.......You're fat, bald and dont pay me enough. If my dad is here......I thought you dont understand that T'internet thing. Not that I give a sh*t if someone knows me (thus pics of me on ad).
I know how addictive this will be so speak to you all soon and feel free to PM me (just to re-iterate I am strictly hetro although do have gay friends). btw 68 is my yr of birth and cricket refers to the Pinnoccio character not the game. I am a night owl so here 'till 2 usually. Cheers, C68.
Hello all, just thought it would be daft not to take this advertising opportunity although I realise a single male is about as welcome on here as sand in Vaseline. I did the chat room for a few weeks but it wasnt for me and have had an ad on here for a few months. Would love an invite to a club! Cheers Cricket68 x
Hi Sassy, this is my first ever post so you are priviledged. I have an ad on SH (#25010). I have seen yours but have had no success in my months on here so stopped replying to ads. Ah I hear you say. Only up for some fun so its not important!. Anyway, Erotica sounds good and if you need a partner for the ball.....look no further Cinders. I am probably breaking all the rules here so please take me in hand. Take care, Crix xx