daffodilbbw's Profile

9 Oct 2005

petrol,ethanol and olbus oil! no wonder i'm braindead :silly:

7 Oct 2005

i love em! cooked are ok but raw is the best :lickface: the consistency isn't a problem, and they taste just lick the sea ,,,,,,
and yes i do swallow blast

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7 Oct 2005

i was bought a stuffed squirrel once by my aunt :shock: don't know how the bloody hell she looked at this dead rodent and thought "oh my little neice daffs needs that"!!!
i have to drag it out of the loft every xmas,easter,birthdays,family do and i hate it. it smells really musty, i think it's being eaten from the inside by moths or something sad

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7 Oct 2005

i have no idea what happens to my toes when i cum, actually i'm not even conscious that there's anything below the waist redface

i can't help it, i concentrate really hard!! rotflmao

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6 Oct 2005

croeso :welcome: i'm sure that you'll make many friends here,as i have. so have a ball! drinkies

xx

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6 Oct 2005

bi minx, are these meets just for couples? :cry:

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6 Oct 2005

well from the action that we see in wales i think the best place in all of wales to go to get some action is the M4! Drive to London, there's plenty of action there! 69position

:sad:
there's not much about in Cymru i'm afraid, and i know what you lot on here are like, NO SHEEP JOKES :sparring:

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5 Oct 2005

dewi darling i haven't been that tight for years but thanks that you thought so, obviously the rumours haven't got to you lol

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5 Oct 2005

well it's their fault for trickling thru life cos that sound shit boring to begin with and no i DON'T think it's a problem for us girls on here wink

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5 Oct 2005

what would you do with a cockrel's arse then, open bottles of beer,suck poison out of wounds,give people dodgy looking hickey marks rotflmao

sorry mate, honestly try em what harm could it do?

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5 Oct 2005

well i've took some horse tranquilisers now so i'm calm, but the link between a woman not masturbating and not being able to orgasm i just made the straight link. i think these theories are made up by guys who couldn't manage to get their missus off and so made it up to absolve themselves of blame. (and i think i've shagged him!)
but hey no problems here with my orgasm tally :happy:

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5 Oct 2005

well i'm gonna buck the trend here and say, cut the bloody stuff off!! but it's only little ole me and loads of the other girls are saying otherwise. so if it works for you, why change it?

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5 Oct 2005

nice to see that it's the woman's fault, AGAIN mad

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5 Oct 2005

i like anything that makes me smile biggrin

makes me cry, :cry: ,reminds me of good times that i've had hump

or anything that makes me shake my ass! :moon: :twisted:

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4 Oct 2005

hiya Mikenorth did you enjoy your little break from me then? i can make up for all that time hump

:twisted:

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4 Oct 2005

hello dambuster babe kiss

, hello stranger indeed! But yeh you are right i am rather strange aint i :silly: !

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4 Oct 2005

hey i'm inbetween Sierra and Racer3, hmmmm i sense a car theme going ere (do not mount the gear stick,do not mount the gear stick,do not mount the gear stick :twisted: )

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24 Oct 2004

can't decide between two Anastasia's Sick And Tired and Deepdish's Flashdance :bounce: :bounce:

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23 Oct 2004

ok here goes
My mum cos i could talk to her forever xx
Winston Churchill....legendary wit
Katherine Hepburn....sexy,provocative,ahead of her time,a true pioneer
Jean-Paul Sartre.. he had ideas about life that we all live by today!
But i know that i'll think of others later and come back to ammend x

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23 Oct 2004

isn't it nice to know that all of our bribes are paying off! welcome bobbyb kiss

:welcome: :swingingchair:

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23 Oct 2004

i'm borrowing fuckity fuck
JOB!!

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23 Oct 2004

blow! blow! blow!
Blow like the wind my pretty

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23 Oct 2004

i ahve to work in the morning when it should be my day off, mad

:x :censored: banghead

:fuckinghell:
i need to go out,get drunk and get laid (not necessarily in that order tho)

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23 Oct 2004

well done lazeeboy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: you know that smoking makes your sperm taste rank anyway,so now you should have no probs getting the girls to swallow wink

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22 Oct 2004

DaHamsta it was rumoured that they actually had sex for real when shooting that film<both stars ordered that all out-takes of that scene were moving film bout how a couple cope after the death of their daughter x

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22 Oct 2004

the last one that i saw was Hero with Jet Li and Zhang Zhiyi, one of the most beautiful films i have ever seen! I will always remember that one biggrin

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21 Oct 2004

i tried a lager and lime flavoured one out of a machine in the toilets years tasted of vomit :uhoh: didn't let it put me off tho biggrin

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21 Oct 2004

me too alex,i'm at uni and have had work thrown at me from all as you i have a reading list as long as mr tickle's arm and 4 assignments to do :shock: but we are not alone,i have talked with others on my course and we all seem to be having the same panicky feelings,the sick feeling in our stomach that we're out of our depths. So this is a "head up and go get um" message for you.I'm sure that your capable of it otherwise you wouldn't have got onto the luck kiss

:rose:

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21 Oct 2004

all i can think of is that his poor family are aware that this is out here distressing for them :cry: my heart bleeds for them x

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21 Oct 2004

my dad went into B&Q and asked where they kept their dildo rail :shock: lol

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