Hi there, thanks for looking at my profile- I am a down to earth guy just looking to meet some nice people and have some fun.

A few things about me (one of the following isnt true- see if you can guess):

1) I have a huge willy.

2) I once stood next to Gordon Ramsay at a urinal and he complimented me on my huge willy.

3) I have enormous balls- literally the size of 2 cricket balls.

4) My nickname is Spacehopper (due to the size of my balls).

I am looking for couples and women to get to know- have a laugh with and hopefully have some fun with too- assuming you can handle the comments above!

Occasionally I laugh like a seal- but doesnt everyone?!

I am athletic and work out a lot- something of a cross between David Beckham, Arnie, Jude Law and Mr Bean (well that covers all womens fantasies).

I can also perform a fantastic dance naked whilst singing "Dont cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me- dont cha!!"