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i know you don't me but, Many Happy Returns............and you know your old if you can't strike up the laptop............
Quote by tameside_couple
snip wont stop diseases though!!!! sad

i realise that, but it cuts the risk down.....anyway thats their problem not mine .......
Quote by Mal
Excellent!!! I'm in John O' Groats - where are you?? lol
Mal
wink

didn't know John O'Groats was bi.....*s*
Quote by amalthea
im surprise on how many guys will have sex and come up a stranger ? you never know what happens down the line well 9 months lol
jo

Surely pregnancy is least of the worries, I would presume most women using some form of contraception...it's the STDs that are less pleasant. sad
some of the blokes may have had the snip.............
Quote by LilMissGullable
OMG
Another whinging post about timewasters....
Cant believe after 15 mins it's not been locked yet!!

sorry to be such a bloody whinger....!!!!!!!!!
i thought i'd asked a reasonable question having come across the phrase.........but then i suppose your comments about this thread can't be accused of whining.......
probably get told off now....rant over.....!!!!
you've all failed , didn't some guy in a Bond film have 3....*lol*
hello folks,
have seen the phrase......no timewasters.....but whats the tell tale signs or phrases i should pick out ..................while we are at it another one was piccy collector, this i'm confused because some want pics sending others don't.............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
get me a beer................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by edinbughchris
I loved Bound for the seduction scenes. For actual sex, I thought the recent scenes in Constant Gardener were beautiful - original, minimalist, with fabulous, convincing, heartfelt characters - sheer class.
But for sheer raunch you can't beat Thundercrack! IMO. Saw it for the 2nd time last week and obviously some previously deleted scenes had been restored. Fabulous dramatics by the shy householder who fills her guest room with sex aids and watches through a hole in the wall. The close ups are shockingly real and catch you unawares even if you're a seasoned swinger. The seductions keep the tension going even if there's a few cliches - the lesbian seducing the straight girl, the man seducing the 'active' guy into taking the receiving role, and finally the hand job from the gorilla(!). Some of the close-ups are barely seen in mainstream porn much less cult cinema. whip

will have to go check that out.....
Hi,
As i've not been on here that long, i don't know if any threads that i start have been done, but at least i'm trying to mingle.....
was thinking about popular films and if you had a favourite sex scene.................i know the 9 and half weeks( the ice cube) is a popular choice as an example, but what are yours.....??????????
one of my is the lesbian scene in Bound........
Quote by PoloLady
OK lets put the feelers out to see what fresh meat we have in the midlands area.
I like M/MMF/MFF and so on.
I like going to a certain swingers clubs and will be happy to take you along if you are of a reasonable appearance.
I prefer moderately younger guys (late twenties/early thrities) but never say never to considering other ages.
I don't like travelling too far but will take note for future reference of people outside of the Midlands - as I do travel for work.
Prefer fuck-buddies - but not a partner.
Prefer taller guys - so 5'8'' and over have an advantage.
If you only want to poke it in and wiggle it about for a minute or two - don't bother replying, I am a little more adventurous than that.
Finally, prefer if you have the bollocks to reply here first, rather than sending a PM saying "will I do?"

Hiya, not that i watch it but its like the Eurovision,West Yorksire calling and here are my votes..........i'm nearly 6', and its not the hokey cokey with us, as a Yorkshire bloke we don't easily part with anything......give us a call if your in the area.....
Quote by Calista
Why have I killed the thread? Aren't there millions of other phrases you could try to anagram or is that too much like hard work?
We've done this before, if I remember rightly it was Reece who started it and the how is easy ... type "anagram" into google and the first hit it gives you is an anagram creator.
Happy anagramming .....
C x

been new around here, didn't know it had been done, but no probs......must saywell done.....i reckon you deserve a big prize.......*bs*
hey folks, had a few moments whilst awaiting replies...*LOL*.......
I rearranged the SWINGING HEAVEN....into
GIVEN WINE 'N SHAG.......has anyone got any better......
i know a boring thread.........
Quote by 1574hp
Hi all. Me and my girlfriend are looking for different places to go to have sex- not so others can watch but just something different.
Does anyone have any ideas?
Thanks in advance

bloody hell, theres lots of places..my bed and i promise i won't look, what about sneaking into a local football ground and doing it on the centre circle.......
Quote by Emily
but would that need a balanced no of males to females?
(not quite balanced when there's 5 tho confused )
Does 1F & 4M(or more:shocksmile count as an orgy or just a gang bang?

tho I've enjoyed greedy girl/gangbang stuff in the past these days I prefer more girls than guys these days, and the majority of parties I go to have ratios noticeably better than 1:1 (ie more girls than guys).
For me a gangbang needs a *lot* of guys, and I'd be inclined to say that a 1:4 (f:m) ratio only works if there are several girls (say 3 girls and 12 guys), if it's only a single girl then you prob want 8-10 guys. and if there's a big f/m inbalance then it would only count as an orgy if there was a lot of m/m and most of the guys I've had at gangbangs have been straight.
i like your maths, gives us men a real chance,,,,*l*
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:shock:
You forgot to mention wether you have a big cock or not :!:

oh yes he did mention....*l*
Quote by Clare and Steve
So after a most shite day yesterday :cry: ,todays gonna be a good one biggrin
Off to have a day of shopping with me mum :thrilled: And she's treating me to have me hair done :mrgreen:
No snow here either :smug: ,even though is fecking freezing :huh: :uhoh:
Then to spend the evening with my most wonderful worship sexy hubby :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil2:
And then i recon sleep for about a week to recover :sleeping:
So Happy Friday Everyone :thrilled: and have a good weekend kiss
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

looking at the thread title and your signature, do you watch telly, as in chris evans and LOST.................*S*, in comparision, glad my mum didn't take me to have my hair done...*l*
HIS SURNAME SAYS IT ALL.........!!!!!!!!!
and yes i did mean to shout
Quote by sexyjo
Fucking desperate for a shag. :cry:
Any couple in the Merseyside area now fancy meeting up?
It's me and my friend, who is male, sexy, 33, and gagging for it....
Jo x
Please no single blokes...

ah, well counts me out, bet you already have a PM though........
Quote by marmalaid
Love the League of Gentlemen.
I used to have them all on DVD but money got a bit tight and I sold them....mind you, I didn't get to watch most of them as I didn't have a DVD player! lol
I quite recently watched some of them and they are so funny.... love them!
biggrin

You can download them all again if you have e-mule installed on your computer wink
WTF is e-mule? Kindly explain please :D
We wouldn't be about to advocate an illegal act here would we?
what along with all the other acts here...*lol*
Quote by naughtynymphos1
no sorry i think its crap sad bolt

hey you.........well you did say you were sorry, for not liking it.............what comedy do you like,?
Quote by debz4u
Welll i live a mile away from where its filmed and have seen it being filmed and accualy know The person who owns the pink taxi lol so i have to like the show lol

nice one, i reckon i know which section babs would be posting his/her advert....
...just wondering if anyone else here like this.......i know not related to swinging but i'm going tosee the live show tuesday and was curious to whom lIked LOG.......
local swinging for local people.........
Quote by gingerjo-lee
hiya
lissa i even put in my post for the meet that i dont want to guys to watch stand there or just wank what more can a girl do lol
oh well boys keep a eye out for the next meet prob b next week sum time
thanks jo xxx

i'll keep my eye out for that meet.........just hoping i get like standing in line at school waiting to be picked for the soccer team...*lol*
I've beed requested to add an addy to msn......well i'm a guy..........so i downloaded msn messenger 7.5...........got mt .com addy, but when i add their addy which is an don't seem to be able to get messages to then, am i doing somthing really stupidly wrong......it also mention about if they don't have passport surely they would know this...........unless they are blocking me, mind you they've sent add us to msn more than once......withyahoo you can send offlime messages, i take it msn is similar
any advice greatly received
DAVE
Quote by Emily
heh smile one of the assistants in my local boots is already a bit spooked at the number of condoms I buy, I don't reckon she could cope with me buying anything more "interesting" from there! :)

do you have the boots points card.............you could then get some for free
Quote by dave8761
hi there
are there any cpls or singles fancy fun at ours on fri daytime ? 12noon till 3pm
we live in swinton manchester
if there is any single guys i dont know and fancy meeting up the meet would be in a local pub first then back to mine for fun
i want single guys that will get involed and sort me out, i dont want any voyeors or guys standing there wanking
so guys if u dont like groups or just want to watch pls dont get in touch
any single guys I know will get priority
any single guys i dont know pls leave a message or pm me and tell me a little about yourselfs
if your not into CUDDLY fems pls dont get in touch
invites for the meet will go out on thurs afternoon
thanks jo xx

would you consider a first timer,..?????
WHOOPS,.somehow missed the last post, with no spaces left..........what a fool
Quote by nandrews
I am an easy going but discrete guy who would like to explore sexual/medical fanatsies and make them real!
If you would like to share yours with me too, give me a call.
A single lady would be very well treated and can be comfortable with the 'doctor'
Or maybe if a couple, the gentleman would like to assist the 'doctor'!
Imagine the different aspects that might be possible.
Tell the 'doctor' your troubles and let him examine you. Or maybe he can 'teach' the partner a new method!
Let me know and book your 'appointment'!!
Nigel

do you have a waitng room where you sit around for two hours and have crap magazines............might as well be life like.......*L*
Quote by gingerjo-lee
hi there
are there any cpls or singles fancy fun at ours on fri daytime ? 12noon till 3pm
we live in swinton manchester
if there is any single guys i dont know and fancy meeting up the meet would be in a local pub first then back to mine for fun
i want single guys that will get involed and sort me out, i dont want any voyeors or guys standing there wanking
so guys if u dont like groups or just want to watch pls dont get in touch
any single guys I know will get priority
any single guys i dont know pls leave a message or pm me and tell me a little about yourselfs
if your not into CUDDLY fems pls dont get in touch
invites for the meet will go out on thurs afternoon
thanks jo xx

would you consider a first timer,..?????