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david__h1
Over 90 days ago
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Blue, I've been told i'm quite good with my digits .....oh sorry you mean that kind of digital.
I will get around to it, one day ;-) But surely they will be more exciting after a long build up ....or is that just me.
Natalie ....
You wouldn't believe the number of mails I get from guys offering me their services redface even when I have clearly posted an ad in the right section.
I've changed the wording now for the hard of understanding evil
The last one read "I think we are looking for the same thing", to which I replied "well if you a re a guy looking for women you are right"
Mark - can you instigate some sort of online IQ test lol
I recognise that basque.....oops sorry redface
nice photo's H ...err I must get that film developed rolleyes
agree with all the above...
..but additionally, one of my personal gripes
PEOPLE WHO TYPE THEIR ENTIRE AD IN CAPS......
IT'S JUST SHOUTING .....BE QUIET
ooh I feel better now lol
oooh you can't beat a nice kebab ...specially with extra 'rocking horse' (chilli sauce)
mmmmm getting hungry now
Mind you I have worked up an appetite ;-)
evening guys, just a swift half for me
can't stop long, this is the only GFZ for me this evening 8)
ooh, is that the time ....must dash........don't wait up
mornin' all
hope everyone slept well (or perhaps you would prefer not to sleep 'too well' wink )
A gentleman NEVER comments..........
.......you should know that
...unless invited too......eh Heather redface
Heather, you are a naughty girl ....go to my room ;-)
Kat, you are a naughty boy.............
wait out side in the cold :-)
aha, finally I find the thread that every one is talking about :-)
A gent never tells 8)
Hi Barney
You're not a million miles from me logistically speaking
why don'tyou PM me for a chat
B xx
AHA, all of a sudden Kats email makes sense
I told you I was lying low redface ...not looking at the forum as such 8)
and no repsonse to my email of earlier in the week, shame on you :cry:
All may be revealed later... confused But you know I am a pure gent in these matters wink
PM's ......may reveal more biggrin
evenin' 8)
so what is everyone up to this weekend, who's got some fun planned....
.....me .....why I couldn't possibly comment redface 8)
redface
I didn't look at this thread since I last posted, sorry girls, no offence intended (as I am sure Heather has assured you)
sexyminx, your email makes more sense to me now lol
Hope you got mine and looking forward to hearing from you soon
*slinks back into his office to get on with some work*
Hey babes
Please sort out all the muppet blokes who post in the Women (not ladies) looking for Men section of the photo ads.
Nothing more frustrating than seeing the total number of ads grown by half a dozen to find 5 of them are "Big cock in Manchester"
just a suggestion lol
Oh purrrrrleeeeese you guys. Can't a chap be discreet anymore wink
Anyway, i've become a monk. All the nice girls are taken, and the rest are complete bunny boilers.
Unless you know different ( in which case I will renounce my vows)
Party time anyone lol
Hi there
My personal experiences are this:
I don't send a pic first unless the ad specifically says "only replies with pics will be answered" If a woman gets 100 replies and everyone has a pic attached her mail box will soon be bursting, and the download time on a dial up will go through the roof.
However I ALWAYS offer a pic when mailing a reply, and make sure they get it pdq (pretty damn quick)
And as for the suggestion that you get someone else to take some pics of you, wel that is something i can thoroughly reccomend wink :wink: :wink: 8)
ah, yes I always think "sane" is a good one to have on the checklist
"No bunny boilers please" lol
Fantastic idea H. I was walking past Ann Summers in Reading at lunchtime
Draft me a conceptual business plan and I'll drop it in to them 8)
blimey, some chaps have been busy updating, I've been knocked back onto page 2
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-13627.html
this one babes lol :lol: 8)
a true and fair representation of my intent
After reading your comments re "ladies" , I've changed my ad in Men seeking Women.
I'd welcome your comments wink :wink: 8)