Firstly I am not on here to bore you about how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure you have already found this about a hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? Therefore I think it’s best to mention the bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I can’t kill a fly, I cried twice like a girl when I watched “Notebook,” I curse too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the night time that I find magic, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?

About You:

You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.