This happened in 2006 during the World Cup as I recall. Was on here one afternoon when I got chatting to a woman nearby, who was half of a straight couple. We chatted over a few days and became acquainted. I must have at some point told her my occupation as she invited me to hers to service her upvc doors. She lived 15 mins away, and I arranged to call round one afternoon when I finished work early. On answering her door...