I like wankers, what I don’t like is time wasters. If somebody calls me a ‘wanker’ I smile and thank him or her most profusely. They just do not realise the pleasures of being a wanker and probably would never admit they do it anyway.

Wanking is also a great way of combating stress.

So we’ve established I’m a wanker, and I know there are others out there like me, so what I would like to do is to set up what I will call the N. N. W. A. (North Norfolk Wankers Association). Now I also know that apart from us males there are also female wankers. (I would say 70% of women I know love to wank and what’s more many love being ) There are couples who love to mutually wank and be watched, so if you are ‘any’ of them send me a mail and we can chat (well sort of).